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The Chaotix and Team Dark (except omega 🥲)

Achilles 6/10 - idk i feel like achilles would just start whining halfway through about how the person we are gossiping about wronged them and then the convo would all be about him and I’d get bored but the drama is still really fun yk and it’s juicy as hell but you don’t wanna talk about achilles all the time yk

Patroclus 9/10 - patroclus is the type of guy you could get really deep with. i feel like Patroclus would just start getting deep and then we’d start analysing the people were talking about

Nestor 0/10 - my man would turn everything into a 5000000000 word lecture

Paris 10/10 - my man would have caused all of the drama anyway so he would just be describing it all in the best way possible and he’s just whining and dissing people left and right and it would just be such a great convo

Odysseus 10/10 - my man would know ALL THE DRAMA he would describe everything in such great detail and i would be on the edge of my seat but i would need to like think abt what i was gonna say in a reaction cuz ik this bastard will use anything i say against me

Hector 5/10 - he’d probably try to be moral about it and idk if I’d even wanna gossip with Hector he seems like he would not care at all. Idk I think Hector wouldn’t even gossip anyway he’d be too busy caring for the horses or taking care of his family

Agamemnon 3/10 - i would be too afraid to approach him and if i told him the drama he’d either make a big deal over it or he’d like just start dissing me idk

Diomedes 8/10 - Diomedes would either be like ugh I don’t give a shit about these shitty ass people or he’d be laughing his ass off and dissing everyone and then just like giving good intel and reactions and everything and he would know all the drama too cuz of Odysseus

Menelaus 7/10 - i feel like you would go to Menelaus with the gossip and then Menelaus would just laugh at it with you but not offer any intel or anything spicy so for that he gets downgraded but he would give good reactions to things so that’s why he’s boosted a bit

Helen 5/10 - back in the Sparta days she would be so great to talk to cuz everyone would tell her everything if she asked but in the trojan war days I feel like she would just be very depressed about life so idk if she’d want to gossip or if she’d know any gossip at all and plus nobody would tell her anything so

trial 1: quick 15 min block practice