#(t. meme)

for every ‘⭐️’ i get, i will post a fact about myself!

1) James smells like freshly cut grass and the smell of the air before it rains. Peppermint tea and orange slices. His favorite pumpkin spice muffins and cigarette smoke.

2) James hates his hair, but he also just doesn’t care to do anything about it. One day it’ll look nice and comb, and the next it’ll be an unruly mess. He only ends up cutting it when his mother comments on it.

Tsundere Meter!

Tagging: Uhhhhhhh Anyone who hasn’t done it yet. You? Yeah you. Do it. 

“Okay so half and half--”

I wanna check something for Science tho-

“THE FUCK!?”

You got The heroine who's too clever by half

You are the Desdemona, the Portia, the Rosalind, the Cleopatra. Maybe you are even the Beatrice, but don’t get your hopes up—very few of us are actually witty enough to be the Beatrice of our social circles. Depending on whether you’re in a comedy or a tragedy, you will either wind up happily married to a man for whom you have vaguely positive feelings (Portia, Rosalind, Beatrice) OR you will die because of a really unfortunate misunderstanding (Desdemona, Cleopatra). It’s one or the other, really.

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