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"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

Omg Shane’s such a neatfreak and a germaphobe he won’t even kiss Ilya without making him brush his teeth ❌WRONG❌ Shane canonically sucks Ilya dry fresh off the plane the SECOND he is within reach at the cottage. Shane kisses Ilya with a smile after commenting on his cigarette breath. Ilya literally shoves his tongue into his asshole that night and do you hear him complaining. Do you think that man is showering before he drives over to Shane’s scary alleyway in Montreal? Think again. Shane is drinking his sweat like its milk and honey babes he lovesss that gross ass man

The best type of girls is when they’re real huge perverts

Currently thinking about a femme being my passenger princess. Getting stuck in traffic, and slowly guiding their hands down to pull my cock out of my pants. The sound of their wet mouth sucking my cock. Pushing their head down and telling them how pretty they sound for me. Turning the radio down so the only sounds in the car are the sounds of them choking on my cock and the praise I’m giving them.

jerking you off in a rhythm suspiciously similar to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture and making you cum when the cannons go off

Moth is short for Motholomew.