#(not much)

Masterlist

You were fond of him. That was something that didn’t take long for him to figure out, between simply looking at the relics you’d equipped him with before you’d backed away from the game and how he’d been placed with other characters that enhanced his strengths. But that fondness wasn’t enough to stop you from temporarily dropping the game. 

That’s fine. 

Uhhhh.... Uhhhhh...

Distater Twin Connection.

Medic Leo.

I don't have much...

The legend of a cat hair hot dog

So years ago I had a summer job in this hotdog place/cafe. This was before I got my diagnoses and medication so Times were not great.

I am autistic but it is usually hard for strangers to tell. UNLESS. my stress level rises AT ALL. I will forget how to human RIGHT AWAY. And this job made me stressed at all times.

So.

I was in the kitchen making the food when this older gentleman came to the window where I would give out the food and he had his hotdog with him and he said "there is a hair in the food"

What he probably wanted and expected was me to go "im so sorry i will make u a new one". But. I had forgotten how to human

So I TOOK THE HAIR FROM HIM

I TOOK. THE. HAIR.

AND I LOOKED AT IT CLOSELY

It is kinda important to note that animal hair and human hair have different words in Finnish (animal hair/body hair = karva, human hair = hius) and he has used the word for human hair

So.

When I noticed that this was in fact my cats hair my brain went "oh he is mad cause he thinks its a hair from my head but thats not what it is. It is most likely from my clothes so he has to see that there was no way I could control that"

SO I TURN TO HIM

I TURN TO HIM AND I FUCKING SAY "its not human hair its cats hair"

(Also im pretty sure i have added this detail later and didnt actually do this but i might have given him the hair back???)

AND HE DOESNT LOOK HAPPY WITH MY ANSWER

AND I COULD TELL BUT I COULDNT TELL WHY

SO I TURNED AROUND AND FUCKING WALKED AWAY

AND HE SAID AFTER ME "do you think you are funny"

And I had no idea what he was talking about

So yeah it took like a day for me to be like "oh i see where i fucked up"

And then i got my autism diagnosed lmao

i have before but you’d have to scroll to find it i probably still have something on my phone but they do t show up in photos like you can’t see them unless you’re in person directly in front of me 😅 i’m past and they’re the lightest of the light since i never go outside without sunscreen

it’s old as fuck n not a great photo but i actually don’t have any nsfw type with my face currently so here’s an old one from the pepper page 😅