#(my guy)

JONATHAN BAILEY is People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2025!

he really said, "who? me??? 🥹"

Imagine with me Danny, right? He's a cutie patootie with a sweet face, heart of good intentions, and the need to be a gremlin. He's been through tough times, shit hasn't been easy for him all the time! He died at fourteen, got revived literal seconds after, he became a vigilante to help protect his town, helped his rogues and schoolmates, dealt with his parents, adored his sister, had to semi-give up his dream-! But, anyway, Danny deserves pampering, deserves some time to be treated well, ya know? And Princess Treatment isn't just reserved for those of the woman orientation, everyone deserves Princess Treatment! (but they do reserve to change the title if they're uncomfy, of course.) Imagine with me now, Danny skipping over to Gotham to study. Could be for anything, he's a smart cookie and could get into anything if his mind likes it, and he gets to use some cash from the Ghost King's vault (listen, a few pieces of gold coins went a LONG way in helping fund his current happiness). And he's just spoiled a little there. It could be because he has a personality the Gothamites like. It could be because of his halfa status giving him a supernatural beauty and energy people are attracted to. It could simply be because they feel he's a newbie, one that's fitting in just nice, and they don't want life to be too rough on the kid. Either way, he's getting spoiled. He ordered some food Batburger? Well, the place was kinda slow and they didn't mind bringing him his food tray and oh! They see he doesn't have a straw for his milkshake, it's okay, they'll get it for him so he doesn't need to walk. He walked the family matriarch, of the family from down the block, back home and insisted on carrying her groceries? Well, now he's being the only one fed his favorite dishes, her grandchildren can learn some manners from him! Danny's bewildered by it all. Getting food brought to him, people giving him their jackets or umbrellas (he's got a good dozen jackets now), his books being carried for him, someone got him celestial jewelry because he once said he loved space, one of the vigilantes CARRIED him home when he sprained an ankle, and one of his classmates even had their butler make him fudge! He doesn't know what it is, but he's so happy living in Gotham!

be gay do crime happy pride to him specifically

oh but he is nasty stupid fucking hot