Batman angst community you’re so lovely. Literally never posted a fic of this type that hasn’t gotten such wonderful + supportive comments

pov you call your employer the cuntessa, you aired his marital drama to the entire world and now you’re making him a musical documentary, you have your Pulitzer and you’re going to get your Oscar, you love being a vampire, you’re not on speaking terms with your old friend or your maker but you’d fuck them nasty given the chance, you’re a fledgling and you ripped off another vampire’s head to save your aforementioned boss while he’s high out of his mind. You’re the real cuntessa Daniel Molloy

Love “you’re starting to sound like him” because he IS. Shane Hollander mirrors like all hell, in casual conversation, in intimacy, in shit talk. His posture changes/he starts carrying himself more like Ilya. He gets quippier. he grabs Ilya’s pecs during sex because Ilya grabbed his. Watch the show and watch how his patterns change, because Hudson Williams is an excellent actor who pays attention to that. Most accurate and piercing thing Scott could’ve said

“I stalked you for 52 years and told my husband about it” jesus christ just have a threesome already

Let it be known that Michael “can’t sleep without the TV on” Robinavitch and Jack “police scanner” Abbot do NOT have a normal sex playlist. It shuffles nu metal and podcasts and white noise and they’re still going at it