"I'd totally fuck you" (feel free to roll the dice for which verse)
//Jokes on you, I'm doing both.
Mainverse: Rainald was drinking some tea with one leg crossed over the other. The moment Valeria said what she just had, out loud, he'd swallow the sip he'd just taken, hard, and began to cough. "Val- -cough- Valeria!" his cheeks turned a dark red and he'd stare at her. "Dear... no one needs to hear our buisness... b-but... just name the time and place..." He'd mutter his request to her while taking another sip. Knight and King: The king was leaning back in his chair while his hands behind his head as he thought about what he should review next. When Valeria walked into the room, before he could even greet her, she said what she did and the king flailed wildly as he lost balance. There was a loud THUD and Rainald stared up at her, red in the face. "V-V-Valeria!"
