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describing covid to my kids like the scorch trials

Can people who call baseball boring as a bad thing shut up forever. It's like they have no real opinion and just spout "haha ur sport bad!" You get out of baseball what you put into it. If you have it in the background running and only look up when you hear a commotion, you get a few cool moments. If you know all of your lineup just by the way they stand at the plate and watch every single pitch, you get to be on the edge of your seat the whole time. It's the beauty of being what you want it to be. Art is what you make of it. Not to wax poetic. If you don't like baseball, yeah. It's gonna be boring. I don't like most contact sports. I find the constant commotion mind numbing, that doesn't mean they're all bad. People need to expand their horizons please. Just because there aren't a lot of hits/runs doesn't mean it's boring, it means that you need to be paying attention to the pitchers.

Ion fuck with Caesar/Arcade on principle but if you showed me a Modern AU where Arcade saw him online giving a speech at CPAC about degenerates and the death of masculinity and was slowly overcome with icy dread as he recognized him as that guy he got absolutely disgusting with against the men’s room wall an hour before the bar closed a couple months ago because it was right after the anniversary of his dad’s death and he was still processing some shit he’d been actively trying not to process and in that context stumbling on a miserable old jackass with blonde hair felt too fortuitous to pass up. Well. A bitch might dip her toe in.

Somebody call haikaveh and cynonary, everyone is having a gay date at the new event and they were left out!