Oliver apologist

it's so compelling when a man can have sex with a woman and somehow it's still gay. like he's leaving the curtains open for his boy best friend to watch. he's describing what it was like to him while he literally looks like he can't breathe. he's thinking of him the entire time he's fucking her. I love you repressed psychosexual yaoi you are so important to me

sorry but there was going to be a scene of the Cattons including Sir James and Elspeth dead and posed around the dinner table while Oliver ate at the head???? HELLO?!?! I'm dead Emerald pls release the deleted scenes the deranged scary girlies want to see this!!

I love when ppl come in my notes with tags to complain about saltburn being bad or lazy or cliche or whatever. Like....you choose to do this here?? On a blog that is clearly an insane, manic, all consuming love letter to this film? Praying for you, get well soon, hope you find peace, clarity, etc. but this is not a safe space for you lmao

Watching the Saltburn trailer and losing my mind screaming like girls did for the Beatles whenever Felix comes on the screen

Felix Catton, chronically late completely lackadaisical has never rushed a day in his life gf and Oliver Quick, punctual 30 min early first one to the function bf