Hey Buddy,
For you birthday, I got you a cardboard cut out of me so that you’d never have to go a day without me.
But, in all seriousness, you spend too much time taking care of other people. So, I’m playing fairy godmother and lending you my private plane and pilot for a weekend of your choice. You can take whoever you want on it. It seats 8, so do with that as you will. Go anywhere in the world with it. Just be back before midnight on Sunday or I’ll come looking for you.
-Julian








