“If i want it,i got”

Batboys x Reader;Shopping day

I have a huge shopping addiction, mostly clothes 😭.I feel like i buy a new item of clothing every time i go out.

Bruce Wayne

•Bruce is surprisingly patient to shop with. He’ll follow you from store to store without once asking, “Are we almost done?”

•He becomes the designated bag carrier before you’ve even left the first shop, insisting it’s easier that way.

•If you disappear into a fitting room, he’s waiting outside with honest opinions not just, “It looks nice.” He’ll tell you what genuinely suits you while making it clear that the final choice is yours.

•You occasionally catch him quietly buying something you mentioned liking but decided not to get because it was “too expensive.”

•He reminds you that you are dating Bruce Wayne and money means nothing to him.

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Dick Grayson

•Dick somehow turns shopping into a full-day date.

•Every other store becomes an opportunity to make you laugh by trying on the most ridiculous hats, sunglasses, or jackets he can find.

•He’s your personal hype man inside the fitting rooms.

He peaks his head through the curtain,”Can I have a peak.”

“Absolutely.”

•You are wearing a new outfit.

“Wow.”

“Actually wow, or are you just being nice?”

“Actually wow.”

•He’ll happily hold your purse, your coffee, and every shopping bag at once if it means you can browse comfortably.

•The day always ends with snacks and comparing your favorite purchases.

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Jason Todd

•Jason claims he hates shopping.

•Somehow he’s still there four hours later.

•He pretends to complain every time you say, “One more shop.”

“…That’s what you said three shops ago.”

• Yet he’s already opening the next door for you.

• He has surprisingly good taste and gives straightforward opinions when you ask.

“That one.”

“Why?”

“Because your face lit up when you looked in the mirror.”

•If your feet start hurting, he’ll suggest stopping for food before you even say anything.

•Shopping with him usually ends with both of you carrying far more bags than you intended.

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Tim Drake

•Tim approaches shopping like it’s a mission.

•He looks up store directories, compares prices, and somehow finds discount codes while you’re walking through the mall.

• You’re convinced he has a spreadsheet somewhere.

•He waits patiently outside fitting rooms, usually reading something on his phone until you ask for his opinion.

•His compliments are specific.

“That color makes your eyes stand out.”

“The fit on that jacket looks better than the last one.”

•Halfway through the trip he quietly appears with your favorite drink because he noticed you were getting tired.

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Damian Wayne

•Damian doesn’t particularly enjoy shopping, but he enjoys spending time with you.

•He walks beside you carrying every bag without complaint, refusing to let you carry more than one.

•If you ask his opinion, he answers honestly but respectfully.

“I prefer the first one.”

“Why?”

“Because you appear more comfortable in it.”

•He notices details you don’t, like when you’re starting to get overwhelmed by crowds or have been on your feet for too long.

they make me sick