#(also)

I got asked to show my ID and handed the bartender my death certificate as a joke. ..... in hindsight, I think maybe I should’ve considered that people don’t usually expect to see dead people on a random Monday..

“find a good reason to wake up, maybe it’s scrambled and bacon” 🤝🏼 “throw a punch, fall in love, give yourself a reason”

as someone who’s never been asked out on a date, never held hands let alone been kissed before, and all of that at the ripe age of 23- i can say that, yes it sucks, BUT. i believe that there must be someone out there who’s as fucked up in his head as i am and that he’s going to match my freak.

blorbo baggins