#(. meme)

[ based off yesterday's shenanigans ]

—- (+ an Ozzie) The idea of an Uberkïd is stressful enough but his expectations were decimated when said Uberkïd turned out to be nothing but a scrapped, telekinetic, rebellious, yet playfully mischievous, thing who’s biggest role model is Alucard, a man who lost his intimidating presence nights ago. Not to mention his massive platformed cleats, Ozzie is a fan of the merc, often hanging off of his arm and wanting to practice fights ( and on rare occasions, speech, which causes him to have the city drawl Pico does ), the merc doesn’t let him play with his guns though, those sleeves are a safety hazard and he doesn’t want to get slapped with repair bills.

' ____, you are a man/woman/person of many talents. ' ' that's what i keep telling everyone. ' ' i proposed? ' ' you proposed? ' ' you have no idea who i am, do you? ' ' i'm not going to lie to you. ' ' aren't you a good guy? ' ' i'm not upset.  i'm just disappointed. ' ' i'm not too fond of superheroes.  they're big and loud and brash...and they make the rest of us look bad. ' ' what's going on?  what's happening? ' ' looks like someone has something to hide. ' ' you've got some things to answer for, and we don't want to hurt you. ' ' whoa, dude.  uncalled for. ' ' hush now. ' ' i gotta be honest here, ____:  you freak me the fuck out. ' ' you really are on a journey of self-discovery, aren't you? ' ' i've been given an incredible opportunity here, but i still haven't figured out my place in the world. ' ' all you get to decide is who you want to be on any given day. ' ' let the world figure out your place in it.  you focus on trying to be the best version of who you are. ' ' do or do not.  there is no try. ' ' naw, that's where the little green puppet got it wrong.  trying's what it's all about. ' ' you know, i always liked your pep talks. ' ' let those idiots waste time trying to get in through the front door -- i've found the side entrance. ' ' you're brooding. ' ' i'm not brooding. ' ' no one ever wants to go to ohio. ' ' i've been to ohio.  i really liked it. ' ' your heart was in the right place. ' ' i wish i could say the story of my life, but we both know that's not exactly true. ' ' you're being weird.  quit it. ' ' i am seriously considering wearing a cape from now on. ' ' i have a feeling this won't do any good, but if you surrender now, we won't have to beat you up. ' ' is this because i didn't call? ' ' what the hibbidy...? ' ' you can totally trust me.  totally. ' ' i'd understand if it's something you don't want to talk about. ' ' can we get back to the matter at hand? ' ' just know that i'm here to talk if you need it. ' ' i'm being nice to you.  see?  it's weird, isn't it? ' ' start small.  get bigger.  that's how the rest of us did it. ' ' there are no shortcuts.  remember that. ' ' we're not done yet.  we can still turn this around. ' ' you're in a romantic relationship? ' ' something else is going on here.  we're going to find out what. ' ' i know from experience that this kind of thing does not end well, so if i were you, i'd cut to the bit where you start cooperating. ' ' all of this i know.  tell me something i don't. ' ' hey, i'm not defending them.  they fucked up, and their mistakes are their own. ' ' i saw them as overeager glory hounds, not...this. ' ' steer it this way, ____.  we're coming to you. ' ' what you're doing is pretty fucking rude! ' ' and miss a golden opportunity to show you the error of your ways? ' ' just because you see yourself as the good guy doesn't mean i'm the villain. ' ' this kind of power brings with it a duty to wield it only when necessary, and only in defense of the innocent. ' ' this isn't fair.  we weren't given a chance to prove ourselves! ' ' every second of every day is your chance to prove yourself, kid. ' ' not everyone is cut out for this line of work. ' ' you were tested -- and found wanting. ' ' thought you might like a coffee. ' ' you're definitely being weird lately. '

' ow, ow, and more ow. ' ' ____ always says i get in my own way. ' ' let's find a way to take this thing down! ' ' there's always a place in this operation for a hero like you. ' ' so who's behind all this?  what exactly are they up to?  and will it cut into my hot tub time? ' ' do you have much experience with theoretical quantum mechanics and exotic nano-derived power sources? ' ' um...i got an a-plus in american history? ' ' shouldn't be a problem for you, right? ' ' those cameras are triggering the lasers. ' ' what happened here?  the whole lab's been abandoned. ' ' you're not leaving here alive! ' ' i mean, my life is really hard. ' ' tell me you found something. ' ' really?  you couldn't have gone before we left? ' ' you should know by now ____'s one of the good guys. ' ' think we tripped the alarm or something. ' ' is it me, or did it get drafty in here? ' ' we just need to think outside the box a little. ' ' honey, i'm home! ' ' we're gonna have to fight our way in. ' ' i have a soft spot for the oldies. ' ' we're in danger.  the big, bad, end-of-the-world kind of danger. ' ' you see, having the best intelligence gives you the upper hand. ' ' the signal's gotten stronger, so follow it. ' ' keep your eyes peeled, we don't know who's waiting for us down here. ' ' i guess evil organizations don't spend as much on training their goons as they do these fancy doors. ' ' this base is huge, how did it stay hidden for so long? ' ' some days i just feel like a cog in the machine. ' ' i'm gonna spangle you til you see stars. ' ' the only thing i think it will find for us is unwanted attention. ' ' i guess we're not getting in through the front door. ' ' this way! quick as you can! ' ' ____ knows i'm good with technology. ' ' one threat at a time, ____. ' ' local weather is dreary with an eighty percent chance of bad guys. ' ' something's interfering with our comm signal. ' ' triggering the alarm?  isn't this supposed to be a surprise attack? ' ' is it the maid's day off?  what a mess. ' ' yes, yes, it's on my to-do list. ' ' this day just gets better and better. ' ' i'm surprised anything in this place still works. ' ' don't these guys ever just go get a latte? ' ' hope you don't mind, no hot water at the apartment. ' ' i took a bath.  that's all i did. ' ' you're here.  i'll brief you on the situation. ' ' i hunger. ' ' you've got to be more flexible in your thinking. ' ' this is it, folks!  the fate of our world is in the balance! '