THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

if you're and indie dev it's your sacred mission to hide some inexplicable shit in the files of the game and never, ever explain yourself. it keeps things interesting. everyone loves it even when they hate it i promise

hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

Ilya’s an asshole? Ilya “stayed at a children’s hospital so much later than his teammates he had to get a cab home” Rozanov? Ilya “he’d probably buy them all Ferraris” Rozanov? Ilya “there will be a trust set up for my niece” Rozanov? Ilya “didn’t retaliate when his brother said horrible things to him including a gay slur but attacked him when he dared insult Svetlana” Rozanov? Ilya “played in the pool with his teammates kids” Rozanov? Ilya “delayed practice 15 minutes so the team could play with a puppy” Rozanov? Ilya “the only nhl member outside of Scott’s friends to support him at Scott hunter night after his very public coming out” Rozanov? Ilya “collecting queer hockey players so his camp can be super inclusive” Rozanov? Ilya “trying to create a safe space” Rozanov? Mmmm I don’t think so

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟‍♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟‍♀️ 🩺🟩🧟‍♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟‍♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟‍♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉