objectively hilarious things barkovitch did
1. talk about having a plan the whole time while having no plan. he seems like the type of guy who kinda just fucks around through life and so when he thought of something like 10 minutes before he did it he had to let everyone know that he has a big plan
2.hippity hop over dead guy
3.take his stupid pictures it's giving "drunk me would think this is so aesthetic" but like "me going insane from walking would find this so aesthetic"
4. just stepping out of the way every time rank swung at him that's such an older sibling move and would piss me off too rank
5.saying ranks mother must hate him to give him that name which is the exact same thought I have seeing a white millennial naming their kid carbonated estelba jones
6. being evil in that silly hat I'm amazed that anyone took him seriously
7. loser somehow got a rock in his shoe after like 10 steps
8. everyone else carrying light food and bro has at LEAST 2 cans of beans he probably had 2 more
9. after basically getting a dude killed when everyone hates him he just turns to the nearest person next to him and was like "uh we're the same he would do it too" be so fr right now
10. promising to do something kind for once and then just instantly killing himself instead
