#( barty. )

–Oh... p-pues sí hay tiendas que se aprovechan, pero hay m-muchas cosas bonitas –intentó argumentar, tímida y sin saber qué decir realmente ante las quejas del contrario. 

–¿Comprar regalos? Sí –respondió, extrañada. No era una persona tan fan de las festividades, pero comprar regalos para sus seres queridos era algo que no se perdía. 

–Preocúpate de tus asuntos, Crouch –sí, lo estaba haciendo, porque le había prometido a Harry que atraparía a Santa y esa era su forma de siquiera demostrar que “lo había intentando”.

Se acercó al reconocer a alguien atascado en un espacio pequeño, dispuesta a ayudar– Disculpa, ¿necesitas ayu...? –se interrumpió de golpe al ver quién era. Sin decir más, comenzó a alejarse. 

– No soy idiota, Crouch. Tengo claro cómo hacer las cosas.

black can be found here!

headcanon dump;;

Remus had always known of Barty, but he never actually talked to him until Gryffindor had Double Charms with Ravenclaw when he was fourteen. mostly, it consisted of “ could you pass me an extra parchment ” and “ are we doing evens or odds for the questions? ”. 

mostly, Remus holds a healthy respect for Barty, finding him intelligent and a good conversationalist ( even though the Ravenclaw can come across as unintentionally cold. or perhaps intentionally cold; Remus doesn’t mind either way )

the first time they really talked beyond academic pleasantries was when they were on patrol rounds together as prefects. the first half-hour consisted of awkward silence, then after exiling two irate seventh-years from an empty classroom they fell into some civil companionship. after all, what brings people together like traumatic experiences?

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser: