you know I do keep saying Clark is Very Normal in the clark pines AU but I need yall to know that he's only normal relative to some of the weirdest people on the planet. Stan "I have a mullet, Stanford" Pines is absolutely not a good measure of Being Normal. I have a whole series of dialogue posts I need to make that's just Clark saying batshit insane stuff about his childhood followed by various superheroes going "hey what the fuck"






