#''mum''

Everyone’s out here looking for their son Shaun, but can we talk about the true light of my life? Codsworth, my dapper little robotic son. He is my pride and joy. If anything happens to him, I am blowing up the entire Commonwealth.

If you're a 50 year old woman, and your number one priority to do when you're shitfaced drunk at 3 pm is to call your 16 year old daughter and just slur about God knows what, you need to reevaluate your life choices.