Phoenix. This is a gay man. What are you talking about? He would've loved for you to suck his dick. Though he prolly can do you, too.
"You don't know that though. You can't tell just from how someone looks if they're gay or not. Yes, I'll grant you that he's fruitier than fruit salad, but I don't want to speculate on it if he hasn't told me."
He is definitely not trying to think about the second part of that, no sireee thank you very much that would be abysmally bad right about now thinking of anyone's dick in anyone's mouth.
"Look, I'm not saying I wouldn't be interested, he's handsome, but I'm not putting words in his mouth!"
No, maybe not, but he claps a hand over his mouth realizing he just put his foot in his own mouth. God. Damn. It.
