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“ Go fuck yourself. ” Seething rhetoric saturated in venom, masking any other emotions that circulated throughout his spark chamber. — @almostprime
“Is that the best you have for me?” Heavy footfalls reverberate around the canyon walls as he steps closer, fusion canon set to a low hum in readiness.
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Intimacy Starters [accepting] ↳ [BERTH] — @spilled-energon
Loath as he was to admit it to himself, the proximity of another made it easier for Megatron to fall into recharge. It had been this way since his time in Cybertron's mines, where closeness with others was an inescapable fact of life; whether working, refuelling or recharging, solitude was rarely found. Over time, it developed into a strange form of comfort to have others around him.
Still, that didn't mean he would seek it out from anyone; the number of those he would share that part of himself with was vanishingly small.
The occupant of the closed quarters before him was one such individual.
A lone claw tapped the access panel beside the door, sounding a chime within the room. As Lord of the Decepticons, he had the override codes to every sector and every individual room aboard the ship, but he saw no need to intrude on Soundwave quite like that.
Instead, he waited silently for an answer.
💞 + What are your favorite places to leave marks upon your partner? Do you prefer biting, scratching, or a bit of both?
Send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have [accepting]
“Wings are my preference if they're present—or as close to an equivalent as possible. I favour biting them; I enjoy the sensation of plating giving way under my dentae and the flavour of their energon in my mouth.”
Be honest, did you try the valentines day chocolates I made? ... Did you like them?
Send me "be honest…" with a question and my muse will answer truthfully. [accepting]
“I didn't try them; they were gone before I had chance to test them.”
📂
Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have [not accepting]
// If he had to watch human entertainment, he'd have a preference for plays over movies; performing to an audience in front of you is different to performing to a camera, and he has a greater appreciation for the art form due to his own experiences. Still, he regards human cultural output with disinterest or outright disdain so actually getting him to watch one would be an effort in itself.
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your name: Smokescreen of Praxus
your age: like, 20-something million I think? If you count time in stasis?
your perfect date: You let me fly the Nemesis around, and I do a barrel roll.
make out in private or in public?: Sure. In public. Why not.
do you like to cuddle?: Very much. You look like you could give good hugs, when you're not like, you know, murdering and stuff.
tell me something about you: I was really, really close to becoming a Decepticon before the war, but my better judgement kicked in!
why do you want to be my valentine?: I want to make you play video games.
Valentine's Application [accepting]
He studies the form and frowns. Time to get important matters out of the way first: “I'm not letting you do barrel rolls in my warship.”
“Better judgement—?” A noise of derision escapes him. Perhaps it was fortuitus that he hadn't joined after all... but then war had changed them all. An irrelevant train of thought that he discarded no sooner than it had popped up.
“What games in particular?”
- your name: Bumblebee
- your age: Definitely not as DUSTY.
- your perfect date: You. Me. A really big sword.
- make out fight in private or public?: Oh, any time, anywhere.
- do you like to cuddle?: I would looooove to wrap my arms around you (for a suplex).
- tell me something about you: My favorite pastime is dismantling tyrannical regimes.
- why do you want to be my valentine?: Since I just can’t seem to get rid of you…
// sorry katie I just had to-
Valentine's Application [accepting]
“Very well—I'll be glad to reiterate the lesson you failed to learn back then.”
Twilight Sparkle would HATE your ass!! Even being the Princess of Friendship she would look at you and say 'Oh girls, we can't fix this one."😭
Send anon hate to my muse! [accepting]
“What?! Cease your blatant lies.”
She wouldn't... would she?
