For the first time, Voldemort smiled. It was a taut leer, an evil thing, more threatening than a look of rage.

You’re a wreck.

summary:

bat spleens. bat spleens. and apparently i'm lucky to have found them.

[9:32:01 PM] blue | hermione: lmao can u imagine like 3rd year hermione goes like "i spoke w/ my parents they said u can spend xmas w/ us!!!!" lmao IM CRYING. [9:32:05 PM] the dark lord cas.: LMAO [9:32:09 PM] the dark lord cas.: TOM AT CHRISTMAS [9:32:10 PM] the dark lord cas.: OHGOD [9:32:15 PM] the dark lord cas.: it's his birthday mione remember [9:32:19 PM] blue | hermione: AT A MUGGLES HOUSE [9:32:24 PM] the dark lord cas.: or new years is [9:32:40 PM] blue | hermione: what does he want as a bday [9:32:42 PM] blue | hermione: present [9:32:46 PM] the dark lord cas.: world domination [9:32:52 PM] blue | hermione: yeah something hermione can buy and wrap [9:33:06 PM] the dark lord cas.: his father's corpse [9:33:18 PM] blue | hermione: FFS ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE MURDER AND WAR [9:33:23 PM] the dark lord cas.: BUT [9:33:27 PM] blue | hermione: NO

you wouldn't get killed, but you wouldn't be the heroine either. you'd be the one to fight your way out, like bitch you think you're gonna kill me? i'm the mastermind behind all this! you can't kill what's already dead!

sapphirescales​ ;