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“Fuck you.” Certainly not the best thing to say given the situation, but it slipped out of his mouth regardless. His LED switched constantly between yellow and blue, his eyes flickering everywhere as he scanned the room. He could calculate every different scenario one hundred times-- there was no way he was getting out of this alive.

“If you want to ‘interrogate me properly’, then go ahead and do it. I might be a deviant, but I was designed to withstand whatever interrogation techniques you use on me. Your pitiful attempts at roughing me up won’t faze me in the slightest.”

Non sexual intimacy starters

@protectorinnocentiae

It wasn’t hard to see that Samuel had been unbelievably tense recently. Between the recent pressure from the Minister and the endless stream of paperwork being sent over from the Ministry for him to sort through, Sam had hardly any time to sit back and relax. So when Percival had showed up in his office late at night and started to give him a massage without any warning, Samuel did anything but protest. 

Sam had come here, without telling Connor, for two main reasons: to find out what Colin’s feelings were towards Sam’s and Connor’s extremely complicated relationship and to hopefully figure out how he could possibly lessen the hostility between them.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Starters // Accepting!

{@chloemodelrt600}

“I’ve got something on my..?” Confused, the android looked himself over as best as he could, trying to spot whatever it was that Chloe was talking about, only to notice a blue stain splattered across his shirt.

Must have been Thirium from an android he’d come across on his last case.

“I... don’t know how I managed to miss that.” Samuel managed a sheepish smile as he tugged at his jacket in a feeble attempt to hide said stain.

Send a Heart for a Specific Kiss! // Accepting Send! 💚 for an eskimo kiss. 

Samuel was, for lack of better words, completely and utterly embarrassed. Whilst the look on his face didn’t show that, the tone in his voice and the bright red LED certainly did.

“Sorry.” The apology came out quicker and far more mumbled than he had intended. It was just one of those moments– one of those moments where the android had gotten a little too excited by whatever it was they were discussing and pulled Arya into a hug and ended up brushing their noses together by accident.

Samuel stopped struggling the moment the other pulled out a gun. Shit. This was definitely bad. Unlike other androids, he didn’t have a replacement or any way to repair himself if he were to be fatally wounded. So if he was shot right here and now, there was no guarantee he’d survive it. Which essentially meant that he had to shut up and do as he was told for once.

Was she being serious? 

He certainly hoped she was otherwise this would end up being extremely awkward. A soft sigh escaped his lips as he stepped towards her, before leaning just close enough for him to be able to kiss her.

The kiss was hesitant, just a soft peck pressed against the corner of her lips. Probably not what Evangeline had hoped for, but it was the most he had the confidence to do.