Question about HH AU! After their reunion in hell, do the husbands have a session of poking at each other to figure out what they look like now? Like "You have HOOVES now? How do you walk with those?" "How in hell does eating work with a screen, Vincent??" "Are your antlers actually like radio antennae?" "Are you properly insulated? I need to know I won't get shocked if we are in a bathtub at the same time"
You know, just trying to figure each other out because they are obviously moving together immediately and need to know the logistics on how to make their home theirs as smoothly as possible hehe
THATS AN AWESOME QUESTION. 400%.
Alastor just doesn't understand how much of Vox is technology and how much of him is ... well, organic?! It pisses him off because Hell is such a confusing place but at least hooves seem to be the norm. What the fuck are Vox's weird little toes.
He doesn't remember Vincent being into swimming, but he DOES recollect his odd obsession with fish and sharks in general. He sort of assumed Vox would come down to Hell as a shark of some kind? He prepared himself for an animal sinner with a long nose and fleshy gills.
He did NOT prepare for a fucking TV screen.
Vox didn't really know what to expect from his lover's hell form. Even in hell, he had no clue what Aleister would turn into. So realizing his boy turned into this freaky little demon with sharp ears and narrow eyes was sort of 1. Oh jesus fuck he's scary and 2. Oh thank GOD he's still cute because there are some UGLY people in hell that don't resemble humans at ALL.
So there's a long while where they just try to figure each other out. Alastor's form is more straight forward, but his powers are still interesting so Vox asks all types of questions. Alastor kinda wants to dissect Vox but he doesn't think Vox would go for that (HE WOULDN'T.)