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"So when you push the button, two things will happen. First you will receive a Pokemon card, and then afterward the button unit will be reprogrammed and a Pokemon card will be offered to someone else. Someone whom you don't know."

"I drive in my Maserati, you're jealous of my money and body. I get cheese like I'm Otis, I always give foreplay to my partner before the coitus."

"You think a mere gamer can stop me? I am the ultimate gamer!" Edward then chugs an entire bottle of Mountain Dew.

"I am Harvey Dent, I am Harvey Dent, bro. I am Harvey Dent, I am Harvey Dent, bro. Stupid bitch."

"Do not kick Ozzie out because he's a Jersey boy, don't kick Harley outta the party because she's a Brooklyn girl....give them a second chance! There's always room for a second chance."

"Tits are way more fun than stocks...they are tons of fun! Ya can't motorboat stocks. Stocks can't bounce around while you're running and you can't put your cock between 'em either."

writing the two face diss track right now