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outside:

Outside Kitchen:

entry:

Indoor pool:

Gym/bb court

Second floor

Kitchen&&Cafe:

Living Room:

Family Room: (decorated by weasel!)

baiser - literally means “to fuck”. This word is one that causes A LOT of confusion for new French speakers, because depending on context, baiser also means ‘to kiss’. A great way to confuse two words, I know. Baiser can be used in the literal sense ( i.e. to refer to sex ), the figurative sense ( e.g. you could say “il m’a bien baisé” to say “he really fucked me (over)” ), and the reflexive sense of the word ( e.g. you can say  “Je me suis fait baiser”, which means “I got fucked over”. )

niquer - another word for fuck. Unlike baiser tho, it can’t be used reflexively, and is used exclusively as a verb. “Nique ta mère” (literally means ”Fuck your mother”, but is usually used in the same context as “fuck off”) is a pretty common expletive phrase to hear.

bite - dick. This word’s exclusively used to refer to the body part tho, not to describe someone as a dick.

chatte - pussy. again, only used to describe the body part. if you wanted to use pussy how we do in english, you can either use lopette, or a slightly less vulgar version, mauviette.

bête comme ses pieds - literally means "to be as stupid as one’s feet", but actually means that someone is REALLY stupid.

branler - to jerk off. 

branleur - wanker.

rien à branler - to not give a fuck

casse-toi - literally means “break yourself”, but is used to say “fuck off”

enculé/enculée - an asshole. Even tho there’s a feminine version of this word, it’s usually used for men only. It’s a very common insult.

chier - to shit. THIS IS THE MOST VERSATILE AND WIDELY-USED SWEAR WORD IN METORPOLITAN FRENCH. Common phrases include the following:

ça/tu me fait chier - literally means “that/you makes me shit”, but is usually used to say something along the lines of “that/you piss(es) me off”

je me fais chier - literally means “i make myself shit”. can be used to either express annoyance of boredom.

je t’envoyer chier - literally means “i send you to shit”, usually is a way to tell someone to shove it

c’est chiant(e) - literally means “that’s shitty”, but it usually used to say “that’s bloody annoying.”

con / conne - idiot. another very versatile word in French, because the severity of the word depends on the context in which you use it. in other words, you could easily use con / conne to mean “asshole,” “cunt,” or “twat”. Interestingly enough though, you can say “c’est con” to mean something along the lines of “what a shame”

roi des cons - this one just deserves it’s own place cuz it means “king of the idiots”

con comme une valise sans poignée - means "as stupid as a suitcase without a handle." pretty self-explanatory lol.

con comme un balais - means "as dumb as a broom." also self-explanatory lol.

connard / connasse - same meaning as con / conne, but is considered to be much harsher.

connerie(s) - mistake(s). “Faire des conneries” is a pretty common phrase, which is versatile in exact meaning but is usually used to say that someone is fucking something up. 

couille(s) - ball(s). This one you might wanna be careful with, as it can be used as a h*moph*bic slur. “Casser les couilles” is a very common phrase tho, and is equivalent to saying that you’re busting someone’s balls. You can also call somone “sans-couilles” to call them a coward.

cul - ass

trou de cul - asshole

bordel de merde - literally means “a brothel made of shit”, but is usually used as a stand-alone expletive

dégueulasse - means disgusting, but is a VERY strong use of the word. If you wanna say something is just a little bit gross, use  dégoûtant(e) instead.

debile - means “idiot”

dégage / dégage-toi - basically used in the same context as “kindly fuck off”

emmerder - literally means “to immerse in shit”, but is usually used in annoyance ( e.g. you can say “tu m’emmerdes” to say “screw you”, or you can as “je m’emmerde” to mean “i’m fucking bored” ). This word is yet another commonly used one.

emmerdeur / emmerdeuse – means “a pain in the ass”

faux cul - literally means “false bottom”, but is usually used to call someone a hypocrite or a liar

aller se faire foutre – used to either say “fuck off” or “go fuck yourself”

foutre la merde – means “to fuck up”. (e.g. “Il a foutu la merde dans sa vie” means “he fucked up his life.”)

ne rien foutre – means “to do fuckall”. Ton conjugate it, it would look like “tu ne fous rien de tes journées”, which means  “you do fuck all with your days”

je m’en fous - means “i don’t give a fuck”

merde - means “shit”. This is easily the most recognizable French swear word tbh. Can be used in a variety of ways, but is also used as a single expletive, like in English.

péter plus haut de son cul -  literally means "to fart higher than one’s ass", but is actually used to call someone arrogant

poule mouillée - literally means "wet chicken", and is used to call someone a coward

putain - literally means “whore”, but is usually used in the same context as “fuck” in English, especially as an expletive. This is the second more recognizable swear word commonly used in French across the board. Common phrases of this word include “putain de merde” and “putain de bordel de merde”. Both are used to express extreme anger, with the latter being even angrier than the former.

fils de pute - literally means “son of a whore”. Is usually used to mean “son of a bitch”, but only as an insult directed to someone and not necessarily as an expletive like it’s used in English

salope - usually means “bitch or “slut”

ta guele - VERY commonly used, and means “shut the fuck up”

tête de noed - literally means "knot face", but is another way to call someone stupid... more accurately, it’s to call someone a dickhead.