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DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?:Both?Who threatens to leave but never actually does?:Charlie.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?:Neither.Who trashes the house?:Charlie.Do either of them get physical?:Noooooope. Never.How often do they argue/disagree?:Every now and then but not that often, I can see them arguing about money with Charlie being stubborn as hell. Nothing really huge.Who is the first to apologise?:They would either apologize at the same time or they would both be stubborn and see who can hold out the longest. Felan might crack first.

SEX:

Who is on top?:Most of the time Felan.Who is on the bottom?: Charlie.Who has the strangest desires?:Charlie.Any kinks?:Maybe some bondage? Handcuffs and/or ropes.Who’s dominant in bed?:Felan.Is head ever in the equation?:Yes.If so, who is better at performing it?:Charlie.Ever had sex in public?:………….yes.Who moans the most?:Both of them.Who leaves the most marks?:Charlie with scratches on his back.Who screams the loudest?:Charlie.Who is the more experienced of the two?:Felan.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?:Depends. They would have a combination of both. Rough or soft?:50/50 between the two.How long do they usually last?:All night long tbh.Is protection used?:Condoms and birth control.Does it ever get boring?:With these two they’d find a way to make it interesting.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?:You know I’m always going to say the beach.

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?:Felan has one daughter that Charlie considers her daughter even if they’re not blood related. Besides that, though, she wants one of her own but knows that probably won’t happen.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?:One more?Who is the favorite parent?:Felan.Who is the authoritative parent?:Aw shit. Both of them?Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?:Felan.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?:Both of them. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?:Both.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?:Both.Who changes the diapers?:Both.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?:Charlie while the kid is breastfeeding but if bottles are premade then Felan.Who spends the most time with the children?:Both of them.Who packs their lunch boxes?:Charlie.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?:Felan.Who cleans up after the kids?:Felan.Who worries the most?:Both.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?:Shiiiiiit they both have potty mouths. Both of them? If not, Felan would have probably done that already by the time Charlie was in the picture.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?:Charlie.Who is the little spoon?:Charlie.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?:Felan.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?:Both.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?:Hours upon hours upon hours.Who gives the most kisses?Both.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?:Staying inside and spending time with each other watching movies, getting bubble baths together, etc on lazy days. When they’re not being lazy they’d pick a destination to go to on a map and travel there together.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?:In bed.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?:Felan.How often do they get time to themselves?:Not as much as they would like.

SLEEPING:

Who snores?Neither.If both do, who snores the loudest?Neither.Do they share a bed or sleep separately?Share a bed because cuddles >>>If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Cozy up with each other.Who talks in their sleep?Charlie.What do they wear to bed?Charlie sleeps naked, Felan sleeps in his boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs?Charlie.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Yes.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Depends on if they went to bed at the same time, but mostly wrap their limbs around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?Charlie.Who wakes up first?Felan is the morning person.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Charlie.What is their favourite sleeping position?This.Who hogs the sheets?Charlie.Do they set an alarm each night?Felan does.Can a television be found in their bedroom?Yes.Who has nightmares?Both of them have nightmares. Who has ridiculous dreams?Felan.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Felan with his long ass limbs.Who makes the bed? Charlie.What time is bed time? Is there such a thing as a bed time?Any routines/rituals before bed?Not really. Mostly the both of them just relax, Charlie stretches, maybe smoke together and watch television until they both fall asleep.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?Charlie.

WORK:

Who is the busiest?:Charlie.Who rakes in the highest income?:Felan.Are any of your muses unemployed?:No.Who takes the most sick days?:Charlie with her health issues.Who is more likely to turn up late to work?:Felan.Who sucks up to their boss?:Neither.What are their jobs?:Stripper/Dance Teacher & Motorcycle Shop Who stresses the most?:Charlie.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?:Felan loves working at his Uncle’s shop and Charlie hates stripping/is trying to get away.Are your muses financially stable?:Felan is.

HOME:

Who does the washing?:Charlie.Who takes out the trash?:Felan.Who does the ironing?:Neither.Who does the cooking?:Charlie.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?:Felan.Who is messier?:Charlie.Who leaves the toilet roll empty?:Neither.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?:Both.Who forgets to flush the toilet?:Neither.Who is the prankster around the house?:Felan.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?:Felan.Who mows the lawn?:Felan.Who answers the telephone?:They’d let it go to voicemail.Who does the vacuuming?:They’d have a roomba so neither of them would have to.Who does the groceries?:They shop for groceries together so the two of them can fuck around in the store.Who takes the longest to shower?:Charlie.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?:Charlie.

MISCELLANEOUS:

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?:Both, I think.Who threatens to leave but never actually does?:Charlie.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?:Neither.Who trashes the house?:Charlie.Do either of them get physical?:Hell fucking no.How often do they argue/disagree?:Not that often; probably when money is involved.Who is the first to apologise?:I’d say they’d both come to their senses at about the same time, but… Charlie’s a little stubborn brat sometimes, so. Felan.

SEX:

Who is on top?:50% Charlie 50% FelanWho is on the bottom?: Text hereWho has the strangest desires?:Charlie.Any kinks?:Probably some bondage—ropes.Who’s dominant in bed?:Felan.Is head ever in the equation?:Yes.If so, who is better at performing it?:Charlie. She’d make a joke about him reaching over to blow himself.Ever had sex in public?:….yes.Who moans the most?:Both.Who leaves the most marks?:Charlie with her damn nails.Who screams the loudest?:CharlieWho is the more experienced of the two?:Felan.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?:Depends on the situation. Rough or soft?:Rough about 75% of the time and soft 25%.How long do they usually last?:They’d probably go all night long.Is protection used?:Yes. Condoms and Charlie’s on birth control.Does it ever get boring?:They’d break out the ropes before it got boring tbh.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?:The beach?

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?:They’d probably joke around and discuss that without being serious, but Charlie wants at least one (but is terrified) after the miscarriage she suffered / might not be able to happen due to her lupus. Felan… probably not?If so, how many children do your muses want/have?:One. Two?Who is the favorite parent?:SCREW FAVORITES.Who is the authoritative parent?:Charlie.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?:Felan probably kidnapping them on adventures behind mom’s back.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?:Both of them. They’d give him/her a treat while saying “don’t tell mom” and “don’t tell dad” behind each others back without knowing the other did the same thing. Poor kid’s gonna have a sugar rush constantly. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?:Both.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?:Both.Who changes the diapers?:Both or else she’d murder him.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?:They’d take turns and/or she’d demand he not wake her up and place the kid on her boob.Who spends the most time with the children?:Both of them.Who packs their lunch boxes?:Charlie.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?:Felan.Who cleans up after the kids?:You know damn well they’d probably make the kids clean up to teach them, but… both?Who worries the most?:Charlie.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?:Felan.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?:Charlie.Who is the little spoon?:Charlie. Could you imagine her attempting to be the big spoon with their height difference?!Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?:Felan.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?:Both.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?:Hours. Challenge accepted—charlie, probably.Who gives the most kisses?Felan.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?:Staying indoors when either of one of them is having a bad day and doing everything in bed. Eating breakfast, lunch, dinner, watching movies, playing games, probably drinking and cuddling while watching said movies. Throw in a bubble bath together.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?:In bed after a long ass day.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?:Felan.How often do they get time to themselves?:Not as often as they’d like.

SLEEPING:

Who snores?Neither, although, Charlie would probably fuck with him and say he does.If both do, who snores the loudest?Neither.Do they share a bed or sleep separately?Share a bed. Screw that shit,, Charlie’s clingy and likes to cuddle.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?^ see above. Cozy up.Who talks in their sleep?Charlie.What do they wear to bed?Charlie prefers to sleep naked, Felan probably in boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs?Charlie.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Yes. Charlie’s prescribed medications. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Wrap their limbs around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?Charlie.Who wakes up first?Felan. Fucking morning person.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Felan.What is their favourite sleeping position?Probably this.Who hogs the sheets?Both.Do they set an alarm each night?Sometimes.Can a television be found in their bedroom?Yes.Who has nightmares?Charlie suffers from night terrors at times from PTSD.Who has ridiculous dreams?Felan.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Felan (with her kicking his large ass).Who makes the bed? Charlie.What time is bed time? What the fuck is a bed time?Any routines/rituals before bed?Charlie has a stretching routine before going to sleep and takes her pills. They’d probably watch an episode of a show/watch a movie until they fall asleep.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?CHARLIE.

WORK:

Who is the busiest?:Charlie.Who rakes in the highest income?:Felan.Are any of your muses unemployed?:No.Who takes the most sick days?:Charlie.Who is more likely to turn up late to work?:Both.Who sucks up to their boss?:Neither.What are their jobs?:Stripper/Dance® Teacher & Motorcycle Shop Who stresses the most?:Charlie.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?:Charlie hates her job with a passion and Felan loves working at the shop.Are your muses financially stable?:Felan is, Charlie isn’t.

HOME:

Who does the washing?:Both.Who takes out the trash?:Felan.Who does the ironing?:Who the fuck has time for ironing? — charlie, probably.Who does the cooking?:Charlie.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?:…fuck. Felan?Who is messier?:Charlie.Who leaves the toilet roll empty?:Neither.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?:Both.Who forgets to flush the toilet?:Neither.Who is the prankster around the house?:FELAN.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?:Felan since Charlie drives a dinosaurWho mows the lawn?:Felan.Who answers the telephone?:Neither. Both let it go to voicemail on the land line.Who does the vacuuming?:Charlie.Who does the groceries?:Both of them. They’d probably fuck around in the store together, too.Who takes the longest to shower?:Charlie.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?:Charlie. Gotta look good to get those dollar bills, obviously.

MISCELLANEOUS: