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      ‘ well , well , what do we have here ? this like ,     some next-gen furry thing ? whatcha call it , armorsona ?              yeah , cuz like , furry suits look gay as hell so like ,                      armor’s gotta be way better for that fetish shit , right ? ‘

      ' this is gonna sound weird as hell but -- do you consider us friends at all ?      'm just ... wonderin ' , is all . '

      a simplistic , conniving smile adorns the hypnotist's features as he proceeds to          all but dump his torso against the gunman's back ,    arms cascading over the male's shoulders in        this petulant demand for attention .  ' no , seriously , ya gotta at least be able to       smuggle some small animals in there or somethin', bro . '

     "Hey, asshat, hang ten!" Clear shouts above the       din of the evening, hurling something freely at       the other. What it was would remain to be seen.

    "Dude, seriously?! I'm supposed to be      the meme-loving fuck around here."

     "So, did the Men's Warehouse       dude finally kick the bucket?"

    "So, uh...how many cats      can you smuggle in your      hair, anyways?"

     "Looks like we got ourselves a heterophobe.        The hell problem you got against traditional       family values anyway, bro? Gotta stop livin'       that sinful lifestyle that was totes your choice,       dude."