#;;celune

"These are simple questions right? Like how many pounds can a dragon lift? Do all maids throw knives as rumored? Are all wolves horny at the month's end? Do all dogs smith?"

"And do all cats bake, does wearing aprons make you super strong? Why is there two pink haired girls talking about arms and rejoining? Why does that girl have head muffs over human ears and hair that looks like animal ears?"

"Gah hak!" She's quite easily tugged forward, there's little pull from her and she's not out here looking to fight or swing again. She did that once, that poor legion thing, that's what got her in trouble!

Never let an imp grope your butt she thinks, but this is a little different. They're not some small fry and they're not too please. But their question is, well horrible bait for Celune.

"Well depends on the species of scorpion and frog doesn't it? Maybe they have tea, like a date between two intrepid individuals! Like us!"

"Err plain? Right right, mother always said you should speak to nobles more appropriate like.. Yes indeed for I am known as Celune of the Calm!"

"Okay. Okay review the notes. Be charming, be outgoing, confident without deterrence! State what you want, keep them engaged.."

"B-bullets! But I don't know how to use a gun! Or Damn Slappu!"