#&juno

I seriously feel like if you're not like an overworked triage nurse checking the pulse on this website at the beginning and end of every shift, it's like coming back to your apartment and someone's just like... flipped the layout and it takes you a minute to realize that things aren't the same but then they're glaringly not the same when you do. It's fun, but also disturbing.

I have my twisted faith at least

Flirt with becoming food for worms

a man with nothing left to lose is a dangerous and offensive thing

Accidentally calling your grandparents when you meant to call your stock bros because you desperately need application fees for new apartments is a new genre of cosmic horror I just invented.