#!wishlist

“we have irrefutable proof that the murderer was stabbed in the thigh on the scene and well. i only see one person here on crutches, miss iverson” *jean and his metal leg sweats from the gallery*

i haven’t decided on the victim yet. roll up roll up! free murders!

dog witness

also someone else stabbed vic to frame her. maybe it was jean, in a fit of desperation. maybe it was a mystery bastard

jean gets banned from testifying because he is CONSTANTLY LYING to try and clear vic’s name without simultaneously implicating himself so he is just deemed. deeply unreliable

oh god don’t send this man back to prison

jean has faked his death and stolen someone’s identity, surprising literally nobody, but making the case unnecessarily complicated (no phoenix serum shit though)

like this post if you want to plot (AU) novella threads with me! 

please quench my thirst for good 7+ para threads with (preferably) gritty/mature/deep philosophical themes/whatever!

i’m just really missing writing long stuff, you know? besides, character development happens fairly well through this kind of threads!

Post ten (or less) characters you’d like to roleplay with on this blog. Please do add what type of connection/ship you are looking for too! Reblog, repost, whatever you like. Just please tag people so it gets around. It’s a nice ice-breaker if anything else and gives a feel on what the mun is looking for.

Batman:

Does this need ANY explanation??? I do not ship Batman/Harls but I do enjoy the various different encounters they have plus the fluctuating nature of their relationship. I want to experience that roller-coaster of a ride where Batman does try to help Harley, the turnaround Harley is capable of making but also when she falls off the wagon and is dealing with Batman again. The escalation when Batman runs out of giving her second chances, the arguments she holds with him over the Joker, or the way he handles justice. 

Superman:

CAN I PLEASE HAVE INJUSTICE VERSE??? tbh I will do any verse, but get this. I want the Injustice verse because it’s Superman gone Almighty ruler on us. And I really want to expand on Harley’s sympathy. Because she really does have a soft spot for children, animals, and people’s emotions in general. Yeah she sucks, she’s a bad person, but she unlike Joker is extremely remorseful and DEEP down, it really bugs her that Lois was pregnant, and that what happened went too far. And I want a legit Harley and Superman showdown of intense anger, regret and remorse on Harley’s part and just Superman’s reaction and IDK JUST INTENSE ANGST. Clark giving it to Harley way worse than Batman ever did.

Starfire:

Look-- Harley is always gonna have a thing for weird color women okay. But no, seriously, their personalities. These are both bubbly women and the two of them would just be a ridiculous amount of fun, right?! But also their backgrounds, oppressed women that are much stronger than people give them credit for because of their quirky nature. 

Hal Jordan:

A thread bugging Hal about joining the Green Latern Corps. She wants a ring okay (maybe steals his ring). Let me have this. 

Flash:

Hilarious shenanigans on Harley showing Barry how she’s gonna beat him in a race (which will never fucking happen) plus he’s a cutie-patootie and she wants to make him uncomfortable/shy. 

Green Arrow :

Intelligently putting Olli in his place during random escapades. (with Dinah present too, girl power, double team) And Harley making him laugh, c’mon, that shit is great okay.

Selina Kyle:

Because I NEED it! I need besties threads. Selina giving Harley sass but also Harley being able to go to her when she’s done with the Joker or beaten halfway to death and needing to run away. Road trip threads, trio threads with Ivy and sleep overs.

Wonder Woman: 

I feel like Harley pretty much idolizes Wonder Woman, because she is the embodiment of what it is for a woman to be strong and independent. To have morals and codes and protect them even in the face of war/danger. So I feel like she would TRY to be on her best behavior around Diana. Because who likes to be a fuck up and disappointment to their role model? Although CUE the massive watery puppy eyes given to Diana when she is scolded majorly.

El Diablo:

Amigos, compadres, I want Harley marveling at what Chato can do. Like, she’ll threaten his life n’ shit but she also wants to play with fire and kick ass together. 

Deadshot:

Because it needs to happen.

Honorable mentions: Dinah Drake/Lance/both, Barbara Gordon, Deadpool, Kickass, Captain America, Rick Grimes (TWD), Michone (TWD), Carol (TWD), HONESTLY... SO MANY PEOPLE.

I would really love some f/f relationships (especially with Ivy, Selina, Dinah & Starfire{Kori} )

I want threads based in a High School verse with Harley (to portray her youth/childhood growing up with the type of family she has/had)

I would also like an (verse/au) based on a first crush in her youth. Harley also dating them and a sad/bad breakup to ensue after.

I want a thread based in a verse when she was a gymnast and having friends on her team.

I want a thread based in a verse where her life is clean, after rehabilitation, where there is the possibility of a ‘ship’ but with a GOOD guy. ( no hero’s/villains, just an everyday joe schmoe. )

I want a thread where Harley & muse B click because they BOTH love animals. ( and maybe one of them finds a stray and they both adopt it and take care of it. )

I want a ‘ship’ that is unrequited (preferably Harley smittin, but not opposed to the other way around, or BOTH happening but with different muses), and tbh Harley is sad/feels crummy because of it.

I want Suicide Squad threads, preferably based off of comics (but not opposed to movie relation, especially when it comes out.)

A thread where Harley learns Spanish and becomes fluent eventually.

Ooh oh! I want threads based off of Injustice: Gods among us.