Satan trying to get IK's attention but instead of saying her name he makes kissy noises as if she's a cat and she actually responds and then they just look at each other in horror
i wish i could convey to you the giddiness of the giggle i just let out, i love this image so much
ok specifically i'm imagining them both in the library, satan reading in his armchair and ik sitting in front of the fireplace a few feet away, facing away from him. the book is kind of bad and he comes across a line so awful that he has to show her immediately, and he just instinctively makes the noise without even looking up from his book
ik answers with an affirmative "hmm?" then realises what just happened and turns around to already see satan staring at her like this
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For months, Satan is the only one who sees her do weird spider things. Satan, who was born so very recently and has likely never met a human before Ik and Solomon
He assumes this is just a Normal Human Thing that demons can’t, like how human don’t have demon forms
It isn’t until the family finds Ik stuck to the ceiling and freaks out that Satan realizes that it is not in fact a Normal Human Thing
(The family catatonic while I’m hangs from the ceiling and Satan walking in and saying hi to Ik like nothings wrong)
ok ok so recall that one of the first things satan does when he shows up in nightbringer is start rampaging and then get knocked out. this all happens in a roundabout way, and then later he wakes up and the first thing he sees is ik crouched upside down on the ceiling, carefully re-stacking one of his endless piles of books
satan just blinks lethargically at her, too out of it to go back to being angry, and is like ".........i didn't know humans could do that". ik just cheerfully replies "most don't! anyway, lucifer doesn't know i'm still in the house, gotta run!" and climbs out his window. satan pokes his head out just in time to see her swing her way down on a web and just thinks to himself 'wow humans are kind of weird'
i like to think he's pretty chill with her even from the beginning, to the point where he'll just go to cocytus hall to hang out to avoid being around his brothers, and just gets used to all the everyday ways that ik uses her spider powers for convenience, asking offhand questions and nodding along when she explains the particulars to him
so you get the other brothers all sitting there with their jaws halfway to the floor, and each time one of them asks a faint, extremely bemused question, satan is the one who answers very matter-of-factly like "come on you didn't already know this??"
Lmao now I want IK and her bros to be local legends at her university
Those like rare sightings people post at social media 😂
a video of satan just Emerging from the shadows from a dead-end alleyway accidentally goes viral and then a bunch more people from the campus start chiming in with their own stories in the comments
"wait i swear i've seen that guy sneaking into my animal behaviour lectures"
"once they had to shut down the crepe cart by the bridge because this one guy ate ALL of them"
"one of my friends knows them, they're cousins with one of the undergrads. they got kicked out of the museum because two of them started fistfighting each other over the exhibits lol"
another video comes out of belphie silently waiting beside ik on the steps of a cathedral while they wait out the rain, and there is steam visibly rolling off his body. him and ik are muttering to each other and (while the person filming doesn't see this) he sticks his foot experimentally over the entry threshold, and his shoe promptly bursts into flames
I feel like chess boxing is a good sport for Satan, because you play chess and after that you can blow off steam with boxing.
IK showing Satan about chess boxing.
Satan: There's is no way in Diavlo, this sport will interest me.
After a few mathes he started to realize, this sport helps him a lot: Well fuck me in the ass I'm interested in this sport
Hol family:👍
honestly i feel like he'd see the appeal straight away - you get to show off your intellect and blow off some steam by hitting someone, after all, so the only thing that gets in the way is the fact that he prefers not to fight with his fists
he thinks "well, it's not for me" but then discovers that it's really therapeutic to punch the stuffing out of someone. all of his brothers refuse to actually go against him (maybe there's a club at the rad) but satan is determined to one day have a match against lucifer, never mind the fact that lucifer will almost certainly find a way to beat him at chess before they even get into the boxing ring
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Pspspspspsps do you have any HCs for IK babysitting the little guys
okay keep in mind i don't actually know what happened in that kid pop quiz, so this is the literal premise of "these got turned into little primary school boys".
how i imagine this happening: satan + solomon are brewing some dastardly potion and asmo + simeon come in to chat with/ask them about what's going on. lucifer walks in, gets highly suspicious and tries to intervene, solomon accidentally drops something into the cauldron, and then it's hiss, BANG, child
i'll put the boys at around 7 years old both physically and mentally - they retain their usual memories, but they're kind of vague and hand-wavey about what exactly they remember - so they recognise everyone they're meant to but don't know why in particular
the potion going BANG happens at the rad and prof baal is down the hall, so they (attracted by the sound of explosions, their one true love) quickly show up
when they open the door there are five little boys sitting around in various states of shock. solomon turns around and sees this crazy-looking adult in with big glowing goggles and spiky hair, and also has the distinct feeling he's done something wrong, and subsequently starts crying
this sets asmo off, which sets simeon off, which makes satan angry so now he's loudly scolding them for crying for no reason
lucifer just sits there silently, apparently trying to process everything in his now significantly smaller brain
prof baal can only do one thing. leave
and call diavolo
who calls ik because he can't get the boys to stop crying, and when asked for help barbatos just inadvertently made solomon cry more
eventually ik, reeling somewhat, gets them all calmed down and ascertains what happened
unfortunately the two main guys who would be able to figure out a reverse potion are little boys now. so diavolo takes the issue to wiz and ik continues to hang out with the kids
it's. fun?? it's also incredibly jarring
big news! wiz is going to need at least a weekend to analyse the remains of the potion and reverse engineer its effects! the kids are going to have to stay at the castle in the mean time!
so let's get to know them:
lucifer: very serious and earnest - tries to act mature and rein the others in, which is mostly ineffective. likes having his hand held but won't admit it. very particular about keeping himself neat and gets annoyed when he feels he's being talked down to. spends most of his time quietly following ik around.
satan: closer to 6yo and very energetic - runs around exploring things, crawls into whatever spaces he can fit into to. his lucifer-grudge manifests in one of those kiddie rivalries where he has to prove he's the COOLEST one. likes to be read to when he's calm, dislikes it heavily when lucifer is praised in front of him
simeon: just the sweetest little guy... very smiley and bright, seeks approval to an almost worrying degree, kind of clumsy. a little shy around the other boys but super outgoing with the grown-ups (and ik + luke), tries to help out even when he doesn't know what he's doing, and consequently breaks things
solomon: also very energetic, very loudly curious, asks a lot of questions but is moving too fast to actually hear the answers. one of those kids with grabby hands and very little sense of personal space. also keeps having magic accidents because he's not great at controlling his powers in this state
asmo: cheerful but also very blunt and honest with his words. cries quite easily but is also easily consoled; enjoys playing make-believe and dress-up, but very insistent that you do it HIS way. likes being carried around and gets a little crabby if he doesn't get attention for too long
the others are involved in looking after the boys as well but i'm just going to focus on ik for brevity's sake
ik has at least three of the kids surrounding her at all times
at any given moment, at least one of them wants to be carried. another one has something cool to give her. another one wants her to follow them and look at something. lucifer is probably still clinging to her hand the entire time.
the other boys play. lucifer reads a little bit, tries to tell them off, then spends the rest of his time walking around and looking for ik so that she will hold his hand. nevertheless he will look away when asked about this and insist it's nothing
solomon spends a not insignificant amount of time trying to cause as much trouble for barbatos as possible - he's clearly conspiring with some of the little ds as well - and forces ik to go on constant tours around the castle with him so that he can ask her questions at a billion miles per hour
he keeps pointing at things and accidentally making them explode or erupt into flames, or trying to conjure pretty lights and instead summoning bats
he walks into the kitchen with a massive rat in his hands and barbatos almost bodily hurls him out of the window
satan can sprint around the entire castle (including up and down the towers) before he exhausts himself, and he is the bane of lucifer's seven year old life because he will not stop BOTHERING him
satan can theoretically still read at his usual level but he 1. can't sit still long enough do so and 2. now lacks the neural power to comprehend super complex paragraphs, so when he tuckers himself out, he makes ik read him super morbid history books from the castle library
(lucifer is there too, sitting cross-legged and listening solemnly. when satan gets squeamish or spooked he looks at lucifer and reminds himself that he MUST get a better grade in scary stories than him)
(inevitably satan falls asleep and ik will let lucifer pick a book to switch to. when satan wakes up he is inevitably very mad about this)
asmo REFUSES to exert his little legs on the castle steps, so ik has to carry him, never mind the fact that she is also not very well equipped to be taking those stairs
ik plays house with him and pretends to be a little old grandpa, which delights asmo to no end
ik brushes out his hair and he insists on returning the favour, and then tangles a bunch of ornaments in her hair because he thinks it'll look pretty
sometimes he walks into things and cries even if it didn't hurt at all because he likes being fussed over
simeon's just happy to be here!
he tries to help the little ds with chores but mostly just undos their progress (and trips himself down the stairs in the process)
he likes being doted on but doesn't know how to express that, so instead he'll follow ik around, looking at her with these really big hopeful eyes
the boys like to play tag or hide-n-seek in the castle gardens, though the grounds are so extensive that they will inevitably get lost
lucifer has a knack for finding them - he'll silently slip off while ik and barbatos are wondering what to do, and come back with everyone in tow like a border collie herding sheep
when he's finally persuaded into joining their games, satan pushes him into a pond and then immediately tattles on himself because he feels bad
ik gets them to hold hands until they've made up (and barbatos takes a picture that both satan and lucifer will hunt him down for once they're back to normal)
they make fairy cakes together and asmo's decorations are 1. a flower, 2. himself, 3. a cat, 4. himself again, and 5. someone getting their head chopped off????
segment from an incomplete first draft of the epilogue where the reunion scene was played more comedically than emotionally - ultimately i decided the latter felt better, but i'm still fond of this little sequence lol
