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Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? Cause he had 'no body' to dance with. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. How did two oceans or seas become friends? Because they kept waving at each other. I would tell a swimming joke, but I think it's too watered-down to be funny. Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: "Beef Jerky!" What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door? TRIFORCE! -L

hi goro :33

I am gonna go public and short (beacuse I'm tired as hell but I wanted to write his down for you 💓) I think you're hilarious, your writing and your posts are giving me life and I'm so glad that I found you 💖💖💖💖

I follow you because you are the best Rebekah I have ever seen.

I asked this guy where he was from not from here cos I thought Germany and he said he’s from Germany and I said I was trying to learn German and he was like “may I ask why” but he was VISIBLY happy and I said “my family is from Germany” and I said it was a hard language to learn and he was like “OH YES it’s difficult to learn as a foreign language”