taetae

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THAT’S ONLY THE BEGINNING. THE ‘Love at first sight’.

Wait until he stops and then proceeds to go “So my lovely lady, what’s your name?” in Korean. I WILL SIT ON THE SIDELINES AND SILENTLY FANGIRL FOR YOU LIKE NO OTHER.

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And then you guys chat forever and I will still be over there silently fangirling for you and if he ever looks up and looks at me weird, I will bluntly shout out “YOU GO AUDREY.” He won’t know qurl, it’s okay.

And then comes the next part. Guess. GUESS WHAT IT IS.

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HE WILL ASK YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER. AT THIS PART I WOULD BE LIKE JJONG AND HITTING SOMETHING HARD BECAUSE I CANNOT CONTROL THE FANGIRLING.

Then he will have to leave because Jinki will then have to call him in order for his group to finally go home and get some rest. And you will come running back to me and we will all be like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH” and in between all that we’d be like “oh my god oh my god” with a lil’ bit of “HE JUST ASKED YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER” and on your part, “HE JUST ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER.”

But then remember, you also got his. So put a lil’ heart next to his name in your phone, d’aaaaaaaaaaawwwwww.

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OH OH AND THEN. When you thought he was never going to call, YOU GOT…a text. lul

But it’s asking for your address. (You live in Korea ok so) AND HE COMES AND PICKS YOU UP FOR YOUR DATE AT 8. You go to some festival and he wins you a teddy, d’aaaaaaaaaw.

And then you go home and call me and I will fangirl along with you— on the phone.

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So at this part it’s like what- 5 months in? No! 100 days in and forget all humanity because it’s smut time broski.

You gon’ do it 00o0o0o0o~ But I won’t get into that too much, partly because I’d like for you to keep that info to yourself.

Thank you.

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And then it’ll just be a regular thing for him to come to your house, while I’m there chillin’ on the couch watching ….. whatever and he’ll be all like, “So let’s do something today, the four of us, we got a day off.”

AND SO.

Food happens. Then some laughs.

But Minho does not gusta me.

/sniffles. ‘Tis okay. It’s only because I ain’t a noona.

And they will go back home, while us doing the same.

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SKIP TO LIKE 23536 DAYS LATER.

And you guys are ready for marriage.

OH WHAT WHOA. BABY SHOWER BRO.

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But hold up, before a baby shower, let’s do your wedding.

White long strapless dress and a veil for you. A white tux for Taemin. And I’ll be one of your bridesmaid and I can throw flowers on you and then there’s going to be a whole bunch of people and a whole bunch of pictures.

And cake and slow dancing. Oh my.

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And here’s where you guys run off with your “Just married” limo and I’m over here bawling my eyes out, so proud… alongside your momma. And then here’s come a black screen with “The End.” on it.

“Mirah, let’s come up with a plan to go get Key for me.” I agree. “What should we do?” I tell you that first things first, stalk where they’re at. “They’re now in Paris or whatever.” I tell you that that’s where we should head to. And you get up and tarus pack your bags. I get up, flail my arms and stops you, asking “What do you think you’re doing?” “I’m going to get me some Key.” I stop and look at you, “ooh gurlfrand, I see what you doin’.” (Ghetto accent that I occasionally do.)

“BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.” “Why not?” I tell you that you need a plan first. “I got a plan…” I tell you to tell me what it is. “Go to Paris…” I nod. “Find out where they’re staying at…..”

..to be continued. Yep. “AWH MIRAH WTF YOU HOAR” I knoes girl, I knoes.

Part 2

I nod some more. “We’d have to find their room.” I agree and ask you what exactly are you going to do once you find them. “Get Key.” I ask you “what about Taemin?” “Who’s Taemin?” I laugh.

THE NEXT HOWEVER LONG DAYS AFTER

“You have arrived in Paris.” blahbityblahblah. SKIP TO THE HOTEL. “Mirah, I think I’ve found their rooms!” I tell you, “But shouldn’t we put our bags up first….?” “Oh yeah. Right.” I tell you that the other members might be with him. “So?” I look bluntly at you. “It’s your job to distract them.” I laugh sarcastically, “Oh no no no no. I don’t think so.” “ITS YOUR JOB.” I shake my head and disagree more. You go over to your bag and pull something out. While walking back over to me and handing the package over, you say, “You have to put on this disguise.”

Part 3

I take the package cautiously, open and question you. “It’s not just one disguise…?” “I meant you have to dress up.” I look over all 4 disguises. “Go put the first one on.” I look at it and laugh. “What this?” Pointing to it. “Yes.” I shake my head in disagreement. “Do it.” I say no. “Go.” and you point to the bathroom. I say no again. “Mirah, I will push you.” I shrug. “Alright then.” You turn me to face the bathroom and pushes with all your might. I try to resist. And it didn’t work. After going in the bathroom, a moment later, I come out fully dressed in the first disguise…… I groan at how ridiculous it is. “What? I think this will work just fine!” I groan some more, look up and say “WHY” “I mean look at yourself in the mirror, it’s hilarious.” I shook my head and give you the glare, saying “You’re not funny.” But I look in the mirror anyway.

Part 4

“Don’t do that face, it ain’t that bad Mirah.” I tell you that you’re cruel and you’re lying. “I’m not.” I ask you why you couldn’t be the one with the costume then. “I need to look hot for Key.” I nod… saying that it makes sense. “Besides, if I wore that, I wouldn’t be attracting Key.” I nod some more. “And it’s ugly.” and you start laughing. I yell at you to stop. “Alright, alright, fine. Wait.” and you go grab something from God knows where. And hands it to me. I ask you why again. “Because.. it’ll work.” I tell you if it doesn’t. “It will.”

I look at myself in the mirror again. Mirror doesn’t lie, does it? I’m wearing a huge chicken suit. With a bucket of chicken in my hand. First up, lure the leader away.

(LMFAO WHAT)

Part 5

“So I knock on the door?” I tell you I’ll do it. “If you say so.” I walk up to the door of their room and hopes hard that it was the leader that opens it up. “Ne?” He says. I thank God secretly and shows him the bucket in my hand. “OH!” And he shuts the door. Guess he doesn’t want to share. I lure him away by walking backwards back into the hallway and finding some closet to leave him. Didn’t think it’d be this easy. I run back after accomplishing lure the leader away and find you. “It worked?” I nod. “I told you so.” I tell you not to start. “I’m not, but I was right.” I tell you whatever. “Now go and distract the others while I get Key.” I ask you what about the other disguises. “There’s no need. Go change to normal clothes first.” I do so.

Part 6

“Now go get Key” I walk up to the door and knock. “Yes?” (Pretend it’s either English or I know how to speak Korean.) I tell him that Jinki’s looking for someone named Key. “Oh.” He comes out. And I bring him to the room that we were staying at. “Why is he in here?” I tell him to just sit and wait for his leader. He obeys, but asks who I am. I shrug, smile and say Jinki sent me. I closed the door and tell you that it’s your call now. “Thanks.” I tell you no problem. “Go to their room and keep the others busy.” I nod and tell you to have fun. And you go in the room.

(w0t am I supposed to do here? LOL He stands up and bows when you get in, but he questions who you are. You smile and say that he doesn’t have to worry. THEN YOU SEDUCE HIM.)

SWITCH BACK TO ME. I walk up to their room again and knock. The one with the red hair answers now and asks me who I am. I smile and say that I was sent by Jinki to keep them entertained. He smiles, nods and let me in. I sit on the bed. “So…….” The one with frog eyes talks, “Do you know who we are?” I nod. “Who?” The red haired boy asks. I tell them their group’s name. They smile.

(I didn’t know where to break this lol)

Part 7

HOWEVER LONG HOURS IT TOOK LATER. There’s a knock on the door. And the tall one goes to open it this time. A short one comes in. And both the red haired one and the frog eyed one calls out, “Hello, hyung.” He greets them back before shifting his eyes to me. I smile.. awkwardly. “Who’s this?” He asks the others. “A friend Onew-hyung sent.” The red haired one says while shrugging once. “Where is Onew hyung?” I tell him that he was busy with something. And they take it. “Where’s Key?” I tell them that he’s busy too. “If you say so.” But they don’t seem too sure of it.

Final

I got up to leave and release Onew. I walk out into the hallway and up to the door. I finally open it and I see he was a mad mess. “Why did you lock me in the closet?” I said sorry quickly. He did not accept it. I ran. So he followed.

The end.