Do It Anyway.

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

Very important to wash your Cybertruck with Saltwater and Lemon juice to seal and preserve the finish and make it really shine!

My uncle always washes his cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice, and I swear it repels bird poop.

I have a neighbor with a cybertruck that not only uses the saltwater and lemon washing method but he also uses steel wool as a scrubber. The truck is always startlingly clean and he doesn’t even have a garage!

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

People who don’t get this infuriate me

Not to keep bragging about my masculine vibes, but another very pleasant dementia patient today called me nice young man. Assigned gender by Gladys.