Grandmasters' Letters

*pssst* Robin I found this give this to Chrom with no context

“Whoever that sent the warning must have been really hungry for oranges. But is that how oranges look like when they are cut open?” 

“Chrom have you never cut an orange open?” 

“No, I usually eat it whole.” 

“FLATTERY WILL BRING YOU NOWHERE, MORTAL.”

“NOW BEGIN THIS EGGING OF THE NAGA TEMPLE. SEE TO IT THAT IT IS COMPLETELY EGGED.”

“That is... a little awkward.”

“You are one to say. Those are.. yours. Isn’t it?” 

“But it says Gr- Oh.” 

“.....” 

“....”

“Lissa managed to find an old picture of Chrom. Hmm...”

“THEN PERISH!” 

“Sounds like him alright.” 

Today was a slow day. Well, the past few days, that is. 

Nothing much has been going on, except that everyone seems to have a little fan somewhere out there beyond our borders. Kinda cute, actually! Except for that one battle with that small one for eating oranges... Still 2:0, how did Chrom even lose to a tiny child? Wait, don’t answer that, we have Nowi. 

Grima also broke out of their ropes so... time to patch them back up later. Chrom is finding Falchion, seems like Stahl took it again. I wonder what kind of potatoes he’s peeling to even require the Falchion. Robin is working on fighting Grima again to seal them back up, she’s very enthusiastic about this. Of course, or maybe she’s just itching to fight again. 

Things been peaceful, ever since Owain and the others came back. Granted, it was peaceful then, but I’m pretty sure Lissa and the rest were really worried about their kids. 

Ah, gotta go. Seems like Grima requires more than one tactician. I’ll write again another day. 

BONUS: 

“Chrom, you don’t need us to come up with a strategy to combat them right?”