nct and wayv as things i overheard at my old school pt.2
chenle: stardew valley is so much easier to play in my dad's tesla
ten: don't get it mixed up. i'm not popular, i'm just a slut
doyoung: on god some of these kpoppies deserve a foot up the ass
renjun: i'm a first-class immigrant.
yuta: [in response to a text that said 'i have diarrhoea'] oh. well good luck with your booty juice
johnny: you touched my john's apple (adam's apple)
jaemin: it's as smooth as a cucumber
jeno: just be like 'hey, your face is cute. can i suck your dick?'
taeyong: don't punch walls, punch white boys.
kun: 80% of my holes are blocked
yangyang: they're like jesus in a shoe. (discussing a pair of jordans')
lucas: she looks so soft not to be a whore but uwu sit on my face please
hendery: dixie must be short for something... like dixticles
haechan: if i get lower than an A in my english exam i will shit in my teacher's mouth.
xiaojun: furry airpods are the way forward
mark: i am a big bottom *falls down the stairs*
jisung: (got compared to judge rinder, a trashy reality tv host in the UK) if you think i look like that egg mcmuffin, you're sorely mistaken
taeil: the headmistress popped the cherry of a chilli plant in the first assembly she ever hosted. if that's not a dramatic entrance, i don't know what is.
jungwoo: *refusing to do an organic chemistry experiment* the quick-fit apparatus failed the vibe check. i will not be touching it with a foot-long pole.
jaehyun: *following a drug scandal at the school* i could take the caretaker's crack cocaine and still find [my ex] unattractive.
winwin: why's it called salmonella if you get it from uncooked chicken? it should be called chickenella instead.
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