the void sings

i'm dropping my commission prices a bit for this - up to $10 USD will get you lineart, anything higher will get at minimum flat colors. the higher amount you donate, the more time and detail i will spend on your commission.

i'm doing bust shots only for this, unless you donate more than $50 USD! otherwise, my normal commission TOS apply.

image two— a facebook post from Celina 52 Truck Stop reading, “Who says only men drive trucks?? Big Rig driver Amelia stopped in this morning to redeem her Cranking the Hog reward points for this brand new mini fridge, valued at over $500 due to the Monster Energy branding. Thanks for continuing to let us service you! Danny.” there is a photograph of Amelia, a white woman standing next to the mini fridge in question. notably, she has a teardrop tattoo and is wearing a shirt that reads “truckin’ n fuckin’.”

bad: what are you doing over there?

quackity turns around and walks over to karl and sapnap, who are shifting next to one another so that their minecraft characters look like they’re kissing. they continue making kissing sounds over the dialogue.

quackity: oh my god. hold on, fellas, we have a disturbance on the-- ok, ok, fellas, fellas, hey! come on, guys, come on, come on, come on, come on. please, please, please.

he shoves the two apart and turns to face karl as he speaks.

karl: oh dear god. wait, wait, wait, wait.

quackity: yeah?

karl walks up to quackity and starts kissing him instead, and sapnap follows suit.

quackity: ...yeah, okay, okay.

he joins both of them, so that all three are kissing one another and giggling.

[ID: 6 digital sketches of Sasha Rackett from Rusty Quill Gaming, lined black, filled white. She is a human with short hair. In most sketches, she has a burn on her cheek, and is wearing fingerless gloves, a button down, a vest, and a jacket. She wears a cloak in 3; In 4 and 6, she does not have a burn. From left to right:

1. She is moving to eat an eel-on-stick. She has a paper bag between her arm. She looks mildly surprised. The text reads, “good ol’ eel-on-stick!”

2. She is looking, delighted, at a slice of cheesecake, while holding a fork. She has a speech bubble with a red heart. The text reads, “cheesecake from Paris”

3. She is looking at an ice cream, angry, and moving to bite it. The texts read, “she D:<” and “imminent brain freeze in 3… 2…”

4. She is holding a plastic bag of liquid, and drinking it via a straw. The texts read, “heehee funnee hair” and “slurp slurp”

5. She is biting into satay, brows furrowed, eyes closed. She is holding a bag of satay in her other hand. The texts read, “chomp! she chomp!” and “sticks too sharp for plastic :(”

6. She is moving to eat a slice of quiche. The text reads, “she D:>” and “KEEEEESH!!”

In a white box at the top left corner, the text reads “FEED! HER! FOOD! Sasha I love you so much.” The background is a solid light purple. End ID.]

“ * Behind you. ”

me: im gonna post about my aus today

img 1: five categories.  1. “unfollow me if the earth is flat” - ivy, brian, nastya. 2. seriously pretends to be flat earther to antagonize anti flat earther (see: above) - toy soldier, marius. 3. neutral but makes polls to start fights: “is the earth flat? 🧐 let’s discuss” - raphaella, ashes. 4. NOT a flat earther but makes “the earth may be flat but this ass isn’t 🤪” jokes for viral tweets - tim. 5. actual flat earther - jonny.

img 2: five different categories, headed “someone: i’d die for you.” 1. then perish - ashes, raphaella. 2. you will - jonny, tim, nastya, marius. 3. please don’t - brian. 4. cool - toy soldier, ivy. 5. i’d die for you first - all the dead gays in mechs albums.

img 3: a triangle labelled, in all caps, “children yelling: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!” the three points of the triangle are labelled, top: “we have food at home,” lower left: “pulls into drive through as children cheer, orders a single black coffee and leaves,” and lower right, in all caps: “mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!”

ashes is firmly in the “pulls into drive through” corner; directly above them (closer to “we have food at home”) is tim, and above him is nastya, who is still a good distance from the top of the triangle. on the opposite side, in the “mcdonalds!” corner, is the toy soldier; above it in ascending order are marius, raphaella, and brian. like nastya, brian remains a distance from the top of the triangle. halfway between ashes and the toy soldier, on the bottom line, is jonny; in the center of the triangle is ivy.

bring back Duplica!! ✌️

Panel one reads, “In the Pokemon anime there’s a trainer who has 2 defective ditto.” The image is of Duplica, a Japanese girl with blue pigtails and a star shirt, holds one Ditto in each arm. The one on the left is labelled, “This ditto can’t transform their face,” and is in the form of Pikachu with the face of a Ditto. The one on the right is labelled, “And this one can’t control their size,” and appears to be a normal Ditto. 

Panel two reads, “There are only these 2 ditto in the anime, but I have headcanons for a few more.” The image shows the two Ditto from the first panel, the first in the form of a Dratini with the face of a Ditto and the second in the form of an Onyx that is the same size as the Dratini.

The next panels show a number of Ditto with various quirks to their transformations.

Can’t change their color: a Ditto in the form of a Gengar, but retaining Ditto’s light, vibrant purplish-pink coloring.

Can’t change their face back: a Ditto in its own blob form, but with the facial features of a Gyarados.

Retains ditto-like malleability: a Ditto as Psyduck, who is being stretched like taffy.

Can’t quite transform completely: a Ditto as Bulbasaur, but its back half and the ends of its vine tendrils remain the color and texture of Ditto. It is using its vine tendrils to stretch the aforementioned Psyduck Ditto.

Can only transform into ditto: A Ditto. It looks slightly disgruntled.

Two photos of a casserole. Beneath them is a paragraph of text which reads "The Fukushima accident was very unfortunate and it hits me hard because I have a degree in nuclear engineering and have been working in the nuclear power industry for over 20 years."