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baby, those big ass dogs wake you up all the time. i think they could handle it but you’re so sweet for thinking of your big babies. just don’t forget about me.

a tasteful amount of thigh, like juuuuuuuuust under the butt.

hell yeah, i gotcha. you should do some gear with the cheek straps like all the ladies. i’m seeing a vision here

sorry, what do you mean japan is 95 fuckin' degrees right now? i packed like three pairs of pants....

lemme get the scissors and i’ll give you some sweet jorts. how much thigh you want?

YEAHHHH i love terrorizing japan. so proud of the girls getting their first title out here. like damn i feel like a proud mom. only thing that sucks is it feels like it’s been a million years since i’ve seen you. it’s like drive-by kisses on wednesdays and then it’s off to do more shit

I forgot how nice it is to bar hop in Japan,,,

guess what? we’re HEREE and ready to drink. you said the word and i showed up like a fucking genie or whatever

I forgot how nice it is to bar hop in Japan,,,

ughhh take me back. everything’s great here too but i miss it. wish i could do it all at once somehow

@ofminaiisms — i can’t help it!! it looks so safe in there

@t3xx we're gonna motorboat a boob each

i call dibs on right. no, left. FUCK this is hard

babe this feels like seconds away from being some freaky tentacle p*rn but i’m so here for this energy

hiiii @monecollector are you liking your cuck beach chair up there

@44ca1lbre — in another life, i’d make a sick car salesman, right?

sooo many arms, so many clean cars and i’d still be able to hold one of your uhhh sucker cups

of fucking course you can. what kinda mascot are you thinking? i know you gotta be cooking up great ideas already