C. tetani

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

Pussy*

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

actresses stop getting botox i need to see the frown & veins on your face when you scream

i can tell by the way you successfully manage your emotions and reactions that you’re never experienced trauma, because i personally have never even considered the idea of learning how to manage and deal with my trauma response rather than stew in it and bring it up every time someone tries to tell me im acting out of pocket

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

people who pay for their porn and tip sex workers dont go to heaven they go somewhere better. slut heaven.

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce