shit my dumbass alters say

From a while back:

Tubbo: "There is no escape. Suffer."

Tubbo: Did you know that you know that you are never more than three feet away from a spider?

Me: "Sure would be nice if we would stop getting denied for ssi since our body can't handle working."

Me (Susie): "Hey, name's Susie. What's yours?"

Kris: "Hear me out, but what if?"

Me (Revivebur): "I don't remember submitting that."

Me (Kai): Does anyone have any suggestions for what we could put whipped cream on and eat?

I went out to a mall a few months ago and was having lunch with my bf— I looked at a window and heard someone in headspace go ‘you know it’s weird, they make two way mirrors but not two way glass’ and someone responded ‘that’s called a window you dumb bitch’

"hey, (Me, the protecter), can i go throw these crayons in the river?" Obviously i said no, but she took over anyways and threw the crayons in the river behind the house.

someone keeps setting alarms to go off at night and very quietly play country roads?? and the rest of us forget to check before we sleep so we keep waking up to country roads playing softly across the room

"what do you mean i have to lower my voice?? IM SIGNING!" (my mute alter,,, we love Hush sm)

my fictive looks at pictures of my crushes and goes "LOOK IT'S YOUR CRUSH HOST HEEHEE" in a dumb anime girl voice and J both love and hate it

Is this thing still alive? -👌

'well, that's just how life is, u lose one person then u get a wife and 3 boyfriends' ?????? what -🐝🌱

"i put the diss in mental disorder" - our weirdly overconfident and sort of rude fictive 🐝🌱