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Lamia dungeon boss who is too lazy to be a boss and got too fat to leave the dungeon so now she has to get the adventuring party to help her leave the dungeon

giant fat lamia who is too lazy to actually be a dungeon boss so she just asks you to feed her

In a lot of zombie media infection is often stated as being spread via fluid contact. Bites just happens to be one of the best ways for a reanimated corpse to put its fluids inside a still living body.

oh idk 😏 i could think of a couple o convenient ways for a zombie to put some fluids inside my someone's body 😏😏😏

I’m pretty sure you can’t jack off a corpse, so I assume the same applies to zombies

giant fat lamia who is too lazy to actually be a dungeon boss so she just asks you to feed her

I summon nuclear bomb centralized entirely within your left nut

Jokes on you that one is already popped!

LOVE when merfolk characters are wheelchair users, it makes so much sense and im surprised 😮 ts not done more

Imagine you get a date with her, she’s in this fit, you take her home, she’s starts to disrobe and… BWOMP! all that hotness comes spilling out of her…