I Have no Idea What I'm Doing.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.

My pronouns are he/he/he/he/he.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

ID: trolley problem with "how you imagine the trolley problem" having the lever puller labeled "you" and two tracks with one and five people on it. underneath is "how it's actually going to be" with a rich man happily pulling the lever to run over five people, one of them labeled "you" so as not to run over one other rich person. END ID

*suddenly realizes i'm horrifically lonely and haven't done anything meaningful with my life and don't know what i can do to change that at this point while in the line at the grocery store*

this is like the opposite of ASMR

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

Dude’s got pipes

hey mutuals!

Rolling a boulder up a hill over and over-- but get this, for $14 an hour

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

okay wow