take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

that was the smoothest fucking thing ive ever heard

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

lana del rey is my idol

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

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