I'm the captain of this starship so be nice to me

Kaladin’s frustration with the members of Bridge 4 in WoK really hits differently when you focus on the fact that he was inadvertently doping the whole time. Like not only could he run farther and faster and deflect arrows, but he was warmer in their crappy barracks and had better muscle recovery. He must have been incredibly annoying to all of the non-enhanced humans.

I literally think about this all the time - do you know how sore you'd be after your first bridge run? If you came from a soldier background maybe you'd do alright but the average worker that got thrown into the bridge crews would NOT have the muscles built up to distance run while holding a heavy bridge over your head. The next day your whole body would be pain. And then mr kaladin stormblessed over there is up at the crack of dawn doing laps

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

This has to be considered some form of bullying

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario