D E V O U R .

                        “ They die too swiftly. — How does he TASTE ? ”

His cavalier carriage is commendable, a flick of the wrist and a tap of the finger causing ash to fall from the forlorn tip of a smoking cigarette, the ashes melting into a pool of crimson before the toes of his polished pristine shoes; the cigarette is quickly thereafter pressed to blood-flecked lips, a serrated edge to the smile flashed at the wonderful little creature with whom he was having a conversation.

                 “ —- OH MY. You couldn’t show up when I was finished, could you ?                                            It’s rude to interrupt someone’s meal. ”

          “Forgive me, I couldn’t help myself; I heard the scream                                 and — well — my curiosity got the better of me.”

          “Oh, what a grand surprise!                   Fancy meeting anyone here~”

                         “Oh, that’s foul.                        —— Mhehee, don’t you think you’re                           bein’ just a tad inconsiderate ?”

An insouciant chuckle brims forth, lissome digits thereafter plucking the cigarette from lips befouled with lackadaisical care; plumes of sheer smoke billow as the Predator merely shifts his stance, gloved hands flicking his unabashed response.

dismembered. OH HOLY BAJEEBUS, HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS. wow, I can't express how happy I am to see you all??? I'm at 100 followers and I don't even have like, 20 posts on this blog hrhslfkn.

BUT BUT BUT lemme take a moment to sit you all down and plead with you for a moment, so lend me your eyes for a minute or two.

Idate is like, super duper cruel and nasty and he eats people as a hobby. No joke. This blog is pretty nitty-gritty, and while I'll probably tag things when it gets to be copious, I want you all to understand that there will be immense amounts of gore. And I mean GORE. Literally, I have a draft sitting in my draftbox where [explicit cw] Idate is literally ripping off chunks of another character's flesh and eating them, all the while smiling and talking to him [/cw] LIKE it can get pretty bad, and while I'll tag everything, I won't be putting it under a readmore.

You sure yer not distantly related to a salmon?

You sure you're not some half-assed result of a terrible decision?

Feral snarl bequeathed unto the air, lecherous and foul intonation imbued ‘pon a scoff thence parting from blood-spattered lips. Oh, how he is offended to be compared to something as benign as they (would that he could somehow alter his genetic code and destroy any connection between his genome and that of a dolphin), shadowed eyne fixating sharply upon her form, billowing smoke from the e’er present cigarette curdling in the malefic wake of his ire.

             " too                      close. “