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Prson: oh i have trifolds me: finally someone is selling that i know! Lets make a deal! We do, items and some gold, and i wait for them to get off afk all night/allday today them: oh i need to price check ur offer  me: gives prices them: oh that offers too low? i sold them so now i have 24m me: has a bpd related breakdown because i feel like ive failed my friend and i feel like everyone fucking teases me and taunts me whenever i try to get items for my friends >w<~~~

wait, could you explain how is this considered a “back out” if, going by what your post outlines, it doesn’t seem like they explicitly accepted it in the first place?

What boots are those

cheerful snowflake boots

You know, I JUST noticed that his username is Repent to Jesus. I always read it before as Reptnojesus... like he was some type of reptilian god or something

when u spend 6m buying/dyeing your outfit for the winter fashion show when u wait 1 hr for sabina to come on friday when the event was supposed 2 happen when u can’t attend the rescheduled event on MONDAY bc class so u post ur screenshot when u go on forums and see the list of the ppl who won when all of ur fucking comments on the thread get deleted by mods all i’m wondering is so is sabina actually biased 2k15 bc everyone always says she’s biased as FUCK when it comes to contests so is she or not i’m jw ps. this is not a hate post to the winners i mean congrats to ya’ll have fun with ur wings =)

*patpat* deep breath!!

sorry u didnt pee for an hour RIP

I’ve spent thousands on gacha over the years and I’ve never gotten a single wing orb on any gacha that had wing orbs. $300 isn’t anything honestly, chances are most likely that you won’t get the wing orbs.

STORY: On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.  I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill.  Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’  Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.  Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’  Manager: ‘No. A what?’  Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’  Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’  Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’  He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these. Do you have anything else?’  Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why?  Server: ‘I don’t know.’  Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’  Server: ‘Yeah.’  Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’  Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’  He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’ Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’  Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change.  Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’  Server: ‘What should I do?’  Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’  Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’  Manager: ‘Just tell him.’  Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back.  The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’ Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’  Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’  Me: ‘Why not?’  Manager: ‘I think you know why.’  Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’  Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’  Me: ‘Excuse me?’  Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’  Me: ‘What on earth for?’  Manager: ‘Please, sir..’  Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’  Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’  Me: ‘No.’  Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’  Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’  At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.  Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’  Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’  Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’  Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’  Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’  Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’  Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’  Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’  Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’  Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’  Guard: ‘Yeah.’ Security Guard walks over to me and…… Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’  Me: ‘Uh, no.’  Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’  Me: ‘Why?’  Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’  At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says,  Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’  Manager: ‘It’s fake.’  Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’  Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’  Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘  Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’  The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too. Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. 

I recently had 5 2 dollar bills cuz someone paid for their food at Taco Bell and I was like oh shit cool and I put in a 10 to take the 2s. I didn’t have any issues paying with them I just got a couple “oh wao a 2 dollar bill, they don’t make these anymore.”

I love how people think that $2 bills aren’t made anymore when you can just go to your bank and ask to withdraw or exchange cash in $2 bills

people have been getting bold with them in actual shops now too :‘l… 1.5m for demonic scales, probably hoping people will see the shape and immediately buy.

I should ss everyone who puts up a shop like that too lol, too bad I don’t browse shops that often orz

maika y u so offensive

Could you clarify on what you mean by they turned out to be an asshole specifically?

Lol after u posted dat nsfw post I went and installed xkit to block all nsfw posts. I'm sick of browsing the mabi tag and suddenly coming across mabi or vindi porn LOL. Or u know, just getting on to tumblr homepage and seeing porn as the first post on my dash cuz none of the ppl I follow post porn except SOMEONE COUGH COUGH .. Damn latexx -. -

die maika

sry but erina >>> hestia

everything is overpriced by default since its you

LOL