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Modern/Bodyguard AU :3

And then the aftermath:

I was trying to make something to cheer myself up cuz it’s been a wild day so 😈sebaciel = .= It’s not done yet but I’ve tried🏳️

Ciel’s outfit turns out to be a redesign of my Cthulhu Halloween costume for him from 2020 before I even noticed…

Michael Handt

Among Sleeping Giants

Portions: one mug

INGREDIENTS

4 tablespoons flour

3 teaspoons sugar

2 tablespoon cocoa powder

1/4 teaspoons baking powder

1/8 teaspoon salt

3 tablespoons milk

2 tablespoons melted butter

1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract

Choc chips, whipped cream, icecream (optional)

INSTRUCTIONS

In a microwave-safe mug, whisk together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt.

Add in the milk, melted butter, and vanilla extract and stir until smooth.

If desired, add in the chocolate chips.