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i forgot tags the first time 💀

guys so my sister had carpet beetles on her floor and she cleaned them all out today so there aren't any on her floor but i keep convincing myself that every time i feel her carpet it's a bug and i went into her room to bother her as usual bc i got bored but her carpet made me think about the beetles and then thinking about the bugs while on her carpet made my neck twitch (like when ur neck feels weird and ur bones feel like u can feel them so ur head jerks to the side and if u don't do it it feels bad) so i sat on her desk with my feet on a chair and she had to tell me there weren't bugs on her floor so that i'd stop thinking about the bugs that aren't there so my neck twitch would calm down so i could stand the texture of her carpet again without feeling weird about it bc the texture of bugs and thinking about bugs bothers me