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I guess I'm making some sort of impact on my passengers? Wild people. #UberDriver

Here's how I spent the last few hours. Cracking open roughly 400 fortune cookies from my friends at @officialpandaexpress Next step taking these fortunes and writing songs and comedic monologues. FYI: 8 cookies in this box had no fortunes. #foodforthought

Couldn't breathe, now I know why. #WTF #boogerhands #breatheinbreatheout

Now I really look like my dad. I was told I don't post things enough, So here goes.

When you can't even take a morning shit without this fucker popping up... #pokemongo #trainingislife #gottacatchemall

Come get me. #pokemongo

Happy fun time while shopping, she's #crazy

And today on #WhatsInTheBox we take a good long look at my work place's package. Is it a "special toy"? An arm? It's 1:30, do you know where your child is at? Hmmm #RaisingArizona #OpenTheBox #comedy #hashtag

Quick quite time with my lovely wife, @nikole_gammons1

Thx #Arizona for making #nature so beautiful from time to time. #Cactus #Flowers #DesertDweller

#ripprince #bandwagon

#Smith and the @arizonacoyotes making some great saves today! #Yotographer #WeAreCoyotes

Come out and see the bird City Comedy Festival April 8th Thru the 10th. We have lots of great comedians who are going to be there and some awesome headliners. Tickets on sale now. #comedy

Alright @arizonacoyotes who's been learning to levitate? This isn't Harry Potter on ice! #Magic #HP #WeAreCoyotes

After many attempts @nikole_gammons1 's phone let me do a swap. #JackSkelington #faceswap #hashtag

Three little move swimming to their hearts content.