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* He spends several hours every morning meticulously styling his hair and applying make-up (primarily his cheek-swirls). He claims mostly it’s just to keep up his appearance, but, secretly, it’s also because there’s a chance Arnold will compliment him on it.Â
* His hair is actually slightly curly by nature. This partially makes styling it into that fancy swirl a pain in the ass. It’s also kind of long in places. Consequentially, his bedhead includes emo-bangs that would make a DA emocore OC jealous.Â
* Stealing this post’s take a little bit in saying that while, yes, Bugsy partially abandoned Arnold because he’s a cowardly little bitch, it was also the properly villainous thing for him to do. They’re Banzai VPs, and they’re not just going to throw that out the window when one of them gets cornered by a cop. They get that about each-other.Â
* Bugsy’s Blasters got him a really big mug that says ‘#1 BOSS’ on it once, except it was originally a ‘#1 DAD’ mug and they hurriedly crossed ‘DAD’ out in black sharpie. Of course, he was an asshole about it at first. Heckling them, scolding them, etc. But... he kept it. It’s not his favorite... only the one he uses every day if he can help it. It’s totally different, guys.Â
* Types Like This On Social Media And Chats . Like How A Face.book Mom Does
* Can’t understand any of Arnold’s coupon lingo. Just kind of haplessly nods along to it. Also generally doesn’t get math and leaves that to Arnold.Â
* I don’t remember where exactly (I think on P.atreon?) but Jello once said that Bugsy was initially planned to have a spindash move. Therefore, this Bugsy has said spindash move. It wreaks havoc on his stamina so he doesn’t use it very often. But he can use it.Â
* He failed as a magician due to one part poor epithet training, one part his epithet being kind of... lame? Compared to what’s out there? Oh, huh, this guy can summon flowers out of an ace of clubs. Anyways, did you hear that Suzie from Chem discovered her epithet is Crustacean? And that she can turn her hand into a GIANT CRAB CLAW?? Yea, your typical parlor tricks don’t draw as big a crowd in the E.E world as they would in ours. It made Bugsy bitter.... and eventually turned him to a life of crime.Â
* Totally doesn’t have anything to do with that time his epithet summoned AN ENTIRE TIGER at a kid’s birthday party once. There were no survivors, save him. He doesn’t talk about it. Not even Arnold knows.Â
* Bugsy has gotten his epithet’s cards mixed with Arnold’s coupons before. This has lead to situations like them spawning a flock of doves in the middle of the target when Arnold’s trying to get discounts on sandwich bread. Bugsy usually gets sent to the car for time-out when this happens.Â
* Is a food critic on the side, or, more accurately, the restaurant Karen to Arnold’s retail Karen. He’s like Gor.don Ram.say, but without all the softness that makes Mr. Ram.say so well-beloved. And also a scam-artist. He’s 100% ‘you’re an idiot sandwich’, and he’ll destroy everything you, your managers, and your coworkers hold dear to get a free Star.bucks Cappuccino. Only to then write a scathing Yelp review on why said Cappuccino was the worst beverage he has ever consumed in his life.
* Going off above, he’s practically a ghost story to Sweet Jazz restaurants. Fearful food service employees refer to him only as ‘The Critic’ in their cautionary tales.
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